i dont have ONE best friend. i gots 2 my roomate whom i have known since the 9th grade, day one in the 9th grade. he sat down at the desk next to me, took up his laptop showed me his backround picture of a moose humping a statue and spendt the next 2 years stealing my jokes and mooching my snacks. the foundation for any solid friendship.

second one's my coworker from the tire shop i used to work at. only known him for about 3 years but hell of a friend to have, thus i mean we spent 6 hours a day for 2 years together, kinda hard to not become friends. also his favorite drink is also rum and cola. which is the greatest drink to ever exist and you cannot tell me otherwise or i'll put my fingers in my ears and nana your lies away.