I'll do it in one. Actually, three years ago, a friend challenged me to write something about myself in just a sentence. This was the result:

"I might be a bit too elaborate for any person to really understand me."

Catch it?:
Spoiler:
I might be a bit too elaborate for any person to really understand me.

Every eighth letter is an E.

i.e. I try too hard for my own sake and end up doing a lot of unnecessary crap. xD