I got a few:

"Hang on, if I'm gonna be ten forever... I WON'T EAT A BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER AGAIN! NOOO!"

"so Arceus has a thousand arms but can't learn how to punch things?? Some God..."

"Pikachu, use Thunderb- WAIT NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT I WANTED TO USE IRON TAIL! ...darn misclick..."