"Marge! Don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
-Homer Simpson

"Yes, I've done quite well for myself.....But I'd give it all away, For a little more."
-Mr. Burns

I have so many more quotes from the Simpsons that I love, But I'll just list two so this post doesn't go on as long as the wall of china.