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Well that meeting with Tashy went quite well. I say we interview #40 Jaxie the Gothorita next.

Hello there! Lovely tavern you've got, any drink recommendations? I have a friend who is in die need of a drink to help her relax a little.

Madder!

Any who, I was just wondering if you know anything about the Stalkers? You see quite a bit of the night life, yes? Perhaps you've seen a suspicious person or two around?
Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, INTIMIDATING
+Intimidation (Ghost vs Psychic)

You arrive at the Another Round Tavern where the nightlife here is rabid and rowdy. There's a lot of noise and shady-looking Pokémon, and it seems like even the situation with the Stalkers hasn't intimidated this unruly crew from getting slammed.

"Well, you two seem new," Jaxie the Gothorita tells you as you address her. "Who's the funny hedgehog? Is she supposed to be your pet?"

She smirks when you tell her she needs a drink and Sloane gets angry about it.

"I have a special called Belue Bazooka," Jaxie smirks. "Or there's the Plastered Patrat. Either one of those will have your little hedgehog friend just begging to get off the merry-go-round before the purple Zekrom catches up to her."

You ask her about the Stalkers and if she's seen any suspicious Pokémon around. She seems to just roll her eyes.

"Hun, look around," she sighs. "Everyone here and their mother could be considered a 'suspicious' sap. I run a bar, not a babysitting service. You want to get hammered and slammed, hey, I can be your tour guide. But I don't keep tabs on who comes and who goes when and where. Sure, you have your regulars and stuff, but I barely know them."

"Well, if you want something, I did ban Jeddi's sorry fat-chewing carcass from the bar just yesterday," Jaxie tells you, looking a bit pissed. "A week ago, she comes in here, gets wasted off of seven drinks that racked her tab up to 3500 Poké, and left without paying. That idiotic crotch goblin waited until I was busy taking someone else's drink order and she snuck out like the pompous tramp sucker she is. Last night, she comes back and totally acts like nothing happens and played it thinking I didn't even remember what she did. I demanded the money and that stupid slut wagon just laughed. I smashed a god-damn empty beer bottle right in her cheeky, butt-giggling face and she ran out screaming. Never came back, but I would give her a total hellstorm if she does. I swear, I'd pay the Stalkers and treat them to free drinks if they could grind her sorry taint jockey face into goo. Everyone says it's Yandil that's the problem but I think it's really her that gets under his skin. If I had to work every day with that flapping anal biscuit, I'd go homicidal."

"Anyway, sorry for the rant, but that's the scoop," Jaxie tells you as she mixes another drink in a shaker. "If you run into that tramp basket, tell her she still owes me money."

Madder the Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Health: 4/4
Sanity: 3/4
Perk: Lockpick | Learned Abilities: Exorcism
Failed Assassinations: 0/2