Quote Originally Posted by Ladybugclue View Post
I am going to take the two nails to... to... uh yeah. Let's go to those birds...
I already feel guilty but Toole said I technically freeing them?
You w̨ͣͪ͒i̡̝͓͖̰ͧ̌ͅs̯͓̍̂̽͂ͦͬh͍̲̫͈̀! But it's fun to think like that, isn't it? Removes the guilt! Kinda like telling someone it's for their own good̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅ before you blow them away. Oh, that sweet, s̨͎̙̺̭͇̓̆̑w̵ͣͨͨͪ̄͆ͨe̳̹̳̐ͥ̏ͫe͙̗͇̋͛ͯͮ͋t͎̙̯̱͛ͩͅ release!

You proud̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅly romp your way toward the Deckler Apartment Building and you spot those two b̹͇l͍͈ͤ̽̃̃͌̓̓̕ô̝̥͔͉̜͖͈̕ȏ̵̟̬͉̼̳͕͊͐ḓ̛̰̘̫̻ͪ͆̄͒y̓̈͂ ̡͕̰ͭ̆̀̿ birds. And here you are, little miss badass with your nails. You're one bad girl, so get ready to go all out and evil today! So, who gets staked first!? The Pidove or the Starly!? Honey, you flip the coin and I'll call it!

You go with the Pidove first. Maybe because Pidove is uglier than Starly. Yeah, he ş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪhould definitely die first. So for said Cheerful Pidove, you decide to drive in that [Lamentation Nail] first. BANG. BANG. B͌͋̉A͚̗̹̝̪͇͆ͬ̅͋N̜ͭ̓̾Ĝ̢!̼̱͓̯̗̊ͪͧ̇ͬͣͯ Yeaaaahhh, get it in there all the way. Pound that ş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪucker in! Fits like a glove!

Starly's next. Bet he thought he was actually getting out of thiş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪ one. Nah. You take that [Damnation Nail] and you put it right up against that Starly's gut and you SLAM that bastard̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅ nail in! BANG. BANG. B̛̹̙ͤ͂͛͆Ã̲̺̖̒ͅÑ̫G̨͈͕!̎̽ͣͭ͛̏͡

And then they just turn to you. Holy crap, those statueş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪ come to life for a second̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅ, they look at you, with those nails sticking right in their chests, and they just open their beaks and SCREEEEEEEAAAÃ̮̭̫̗ͧ̂͆̑ͥ̔M͓̬͈̯̂̅́̇ͧ̌̎ͅM̾̋ͮ̈́ͦ̆͛M̓̉ͩ ̢̠̥͙Mͮ͋̇̀̄!͈̈̔́!̺͉̬̯͈ͯͣ͂̿͆ͮ!̻̤̑̆ͩ̈́̂ͨ͑͠!̴̱̹̪̲ͨ̚ ̣

Marta has ş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪuffered 2 Damage to Sanity! Now you can ş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪcream too!

Everything suddenly goes delightfully BLACK and the only thing you can make out are shadows and some lovely, infernal mayhem in the sky! Iş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪ it thunder? Explosions? Or is apocalypse right on time like always!?



Oh, it eventually stops. Sadly, all good things come to an end but we enjoyed our time here and learned so much! The child̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅren had a great time and you were an excellent host. You wake up from a nightmare that kind of felt like an infusion into reality and you find it just melted right in front of you. The birds are just a puddle of... whatever the hell this steaming pile of gray paste is. Suddenly you're not so gutş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪy anymore, but you do get a gift out of the d̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅelightful trauma! Before you looks like a handle or a hilt to something. Even the gray goo doesn't want to be near it and it sits in its own circle! You reach over to grab it in your paw and...

#Infernal Presence# Trap 20% Evasion Test: 77 out of 100: Failed!

Marta haş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪ suffered̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅ 1 Damage to Sanity! Bonus prizeş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪ!

Aww, look at you, back d̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅown to reality! It screams in your head and makes you just a little bit more crazy! Suddenly all that go-for-the-gusto kind of rubbed off after that fun time. But hey, look at the bright side! At least your friends aren't jealous of you anymore!

Item [Hilt of Blood] #Infernal Presence# (1 Sanity Damage) has d̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅelightfully made its way into the Team Inventory!

I hope you had fun, Marta, becauş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪe I sure did̖̗͚̖͙̥̥ͯ̓ͪ̅̽̅͐ͅ! I'll see you next time, honey! Go on and run home ş̴͕̦̀͂̈͐̑̈ͪcreaming now!

Marta the Buizel (M: Water)
Health: 5/5
Sanity: 4/4
Perk: Lockpick | Learned Abilities: Investigate
Failed Assassinations: 0/2