Goofing off with art and mayhem because there’s nothing to stop us!
*Sigh* I came to the realization today that you know you’re an adult when you still have Halloween candy after Thanksgiving. But you know you’re old when you never had it in the first place!
Some more goofy Pokémon art arrived in DeviantArt town and you know what that means! I’m going commando on that nonsense!
Poseable toy commission Pokemon Cat Litten by MalinaToys

Holy crap, it looks so real! Like it could really just start prowling at you, jump on your lap, demand scritches, and you would be forced to obey and sit there until Mister Litten was satisfied because you cannot underestimate the power of the force. Oh, did your phone go off? TOO BAD, LITTEN DEMANDS SCRITCHES. Oh boy, your family wants you to come over for dinner? Too frickin’ bad, LITTEN DEMANDS SCRITCHES. This is your life now.
AT pokemon cynthia by Omiza-Zu

Cynthia, the way you look at me right now reminds me of a time a teacher handed my exam back to me and it wasn’t just bad, it was catastrophically bad. CATASTROPHICALLY BAD! But you smirked and thought it was funny and there was a curve so it’s actually okay now. Oh sure, I love having the stuffing pounded out of me before that “Oh here, I’ll make it up to you, but just a bit!” Sure. That’s like ripping my arm off but then giving me a shoe shine as compensation.
Pokemon: Koumi by makaroll410

“Hi there. This is my Pokéball, which contains my favorite Pokémon! It’s my precious Pokémon, and it gives me cheer, happiness, and joy! Touch it and you’ll suffer. It will be a suffering unlike anything you’ve felt before! You’ll suffer so well that even HELLBEAST THE INFERNAL WARLORD OF HATE couldn’t top it off! You’d sooner dig your eyes out with your own tailbone than deal with that!
Nice to meet you, by the way. So what are your Pokémon like? You know, I’d like to meet them before I add their souls to my collection. You know what they say! Gotta catch ’em all!”
Quilava plush for sale by d215lab

You know, that first shot of Quilava is really super cute and adorable with his really big eyes, but that second shot of HIS BUTT just totally sells it. That is such an admirable butt. This is exactly what we all come here for. I’m sure everyone wishes they had a butt that was more like that. You may not agree, but this is a butt at its peak performance.
If there were more butts like that, maybe things like ISIS and Monday morning’s broken coffee machines wouldn’t exist. The toilet wouldn’t ever clog, you wouldn’t need to fill up on gas so often, and that weird smell in the bathroom at work would finally go away.
So be proud of your rear, little Quilava! You show that rear to everyone! You show it to the world and let them know what they’re missing out on!
Megaman Model Necrozma by innovator123

Things like this make it easy for me to forget “Oh yeah, this is kinda related to Pokémon!” This dude looks just so comically evil it’s hilarious. Like this dude is the last boss that we can’t get past without studying walkthroughs like we’re preparing for the final exam of eternity and there’s free nachos for life if we get the extra credit question right. See, if I was a game designer and this dude was the final boss, I would go out of my way to have this dude just laughing maniacally with a big fat GAME OVER if you even just thought for a moment there was some other strategy to beating him down. Nope! You’ll pay if it ain’t the dev’s way!
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been fun! Finish up your Halloween candies so you can get working on those candy canes and holiday cookies next! They’re coming for you!!
Cheers!
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