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Let's talk with Napkin the Meowstic.
"Sup, Napkin. With a name like that you must have a clean slate, or so I hope. Or perhaps you just napkin around.
Excuse my puns actually, what do you know of the squawkers?"
Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage

You find good ol' Napkin the Meowstic is the owner and manager of the lovely Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel! The blue psychic cat and two of the housekeeping Pokémon, a Raichu and a Wigglytuff, are not looking too fondly at a disruptive and filthy Ribombee they're kicking out. You're convinced that Ribombee looks quite intoxicated and probably blew up a few things in her room. She's covered with dust, dirt, hairs, and she's probably not aware she's wearing a lampshade as a hat. And boy, does she STINK!

"I certainly hope we see less of your kind," Napkin tells the Ribombee as she flutters half-drunkenly away. "You do this again and I'll personally boot your sorry little behind!"

"I... only had... one drink!" the Ribombee laughs. "Just one!"

"Right, one continuous drink," the Raichu adds. "You threw up everywhere and you pooped and pissed all over your bedsheets!"

"I was... c-cold!" the Ribombee insists, realizing it's quite useless.

The Raichu and Wigglytuff head back into the hotel while you approach Napkin and introduce yourself. He definitely feels you're a much more intelligent life form and he's a bit relieved just by that fact alone. You ask Napkin if he's seen anything strange around town or knows something about the Squawkers. Of course, after asking silly questions. He seems to pause for a bit, stops to think, and then looks back at you.

"Clean slate, not a chance," Napkin snorts humorously. "As for Squawkers, I have no idea what they're up to, but one of them set up something to do with noodle offerings right outside the hotel in the courtyard. Right behind the pool! I wouldn't order groundkeepers to make something stupid like that, so it has to be one of them! I'd tear it down but everything is in such chaos right now and I can't get anyone on the phone to take care of it."

"Oh, and something's fishy with the Pinz and Spinz Bowling Alley," Napkin explains. "I was there last night hoping to get a few rounds in, but of course the place is still goo and that doesn't make for a good bowling game. But I thought I heard someone calling for help. I thought I heard the noise coming from behind a door, but there's custard and flowers and... it's just a whole mess. I couldn't get the door to budge and already the smell of the custard was tickling my senses. But I didn't want to say anything to whoever was trapped inside because I'm not even sure it's possible to get them out of there. They probably don't know how bad it is!"

"Say..." Napkin tells you, pulling something out of a pouch. "Speaking of Squawkers, I think this might be something they left behind. One of my housekeepers, Rayzee the Raichu, found it in one of the rooms a few days ago. I can't figure out what it's for, so you might as well have it. Otherwise it's just going to rot in the lost and found until the heat-death of the universe."

He then hands you the spherical part of a snowglobe. And hey, it's got Kuzco! I mean, who knows what happened to the base, but hey, who cares!? Free stuff!

[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe] has been added to the Team Pile!

"Well, that's what I know," Napkin sighs. "Unfortunately, I have to go, as one of our Ribombee guests had a thunderous bowel movement all over her bed and we're probably going to have to kill it with fire. Oh, I mean the bed, not the Ribombee. Although..."

He then seems to fantasize as he begins to walk away.

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal