Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
Lets speak to 36 Jeezet the Swirlix
(Don't ask how I came up with these names, usually I went with the first weirdest thing that came to mind. XD)

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type

You find Jeezet is a server at the Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament and she seems to enjoy catching customers with smuggled utensils. As you find out, patrons caught with these go on stage and get tomatoes thrown at them. Booing, insults, and silly music included with no extra charge.

Jeezet seems excited to see you, and even though you're not here to eat or watch anything, she doesn't really care.

"Hee hee hee, yay!" she grins, running circles around you and forgetting she's still on duty. "Wellll-come to Medieval Crimes Dinner and Tournament! I bet you're up for having fun fun fun fun fun!"

You quickly mention you're here to ask her if she knows anything about the Squawkers or as seen something unusual going on around town.

"Oh my gosh, you wouldn't believe it!" she jumps up and down at you. "Believe it! Believe it! Believe it! Okay, okay, calm down, Jeezet, you can do this! Okay, so I... I went to go to Slapsations at the Astroplexygon, but they're still CLOSED! Everything's cake and candy there, I know, but I really like that store. I know it's a stupid tourist store but I LOVE IT ANYWAY! Well, it used to be more popular. Okay, there was this strange... I don't know what to call it. Pieces... of things! Like a... WHAT'S THE NAME AGAIN!? No way, it was on the tip of my tongue! Think, Jeezet, THINK!!! THIIIINK... I CAN'T THINK RIGHT NOW."

"Okay, you know how when you break something and it's like in a million pieces and like something like that!?" Jeezet continues honking at you. "And you... like, try to put it back together and all!? It's like that kind of thing! It was there! Why would it be there! I tried to put it back together and I got nowhere with it! I'm just bad at these kinds of things, but maybe you'd be better! It just doesn't make sense for it to be there! How did it get there!? Where was it before!? ARRGGH."

You then see Jeezet's manager, a big bloated Slaking that looks like it had one too many Squawker treats. He roars to Jeezet and tells her to get her fluffy butt back to work.

"Oh dear oh dear oh deeeeeaarrrr!!" Jeezet nearly craps herself. "I gotta go or I'll be in big trouble! Hot water! A rock and a hard place! Eeeeeek! Nice talking to you!"

She then darts off and nearly flies back into the kitchen!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking