Quote Originally Posted by Scytherwolf View Post
I guess I'll talk to Conker the Pachirisu.
What a funny coincidence!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL

You decide to catch up on that crazy electric squirrel (not me) and see what he's up to! Turns out he's the head director of Batchyflaff Inflatable Industries! He's not a very good one, though. Things are a bit chaotic and he's not doing a very good job supervising anything.

"Oh you!" Conker exclaims when you approach him. "Here about the job posting!?"

You instead explain you're here to see if he knows anything about Squawkers and things like that. Or if he's seen anything weird and loopy around town save for half the place becoming a dessert-a-thon.

"Funny you should ask, I found these the other day!" Conker brags to you, dangling a set of keys with Fuzzy Dice on them.

He then looks at you looking at them.

"No, you can't have them!" Conker exclaims. "It doesn't mean squat if I don't know what they're for! But okay, you know Bizney World? They have a KILLER Acorn Juice drink for sale in Yesterdayland, and it's the only place that sells it. The only place in the world! Those BASTARDS! I really want some. I really NEEEEED some right now. Say, you buy me one of those and I'll let you have these keys. I think that's a fair deal!"

You nod, and you figure while satisfying Conker's silly beverage lust is one way of getting him to comply, there's probably a more... creative way. HACKING! Though you have to admit you're just not up for that kind of job.

5 Conker the Pachirisu: [Acorn Juice] OR <Browser History Hacking>

"Remember!" Conker shouts back to you as you head out. "Acorn Juice! Need now! Then we talk!"

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes