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Bless gently lifted a shard from the gooey mess that used to be Nicklefool in her teeth. She had made his last moments so EXCRUCIATING that he had condensed his power into a tiny gem, to come back from death eventually. Normally he would have just melted away, but hey, Bless liked this crazy buffoon for some reason, so she had done him some hurt so she could have someone to play as in the next round release him back into this accursed tourist trap when this all was over. This town needed a proper demon possessing it.
When she got back to base, gem under her tongue and key ring in her mouth, she noted the Ninetales in the room. She nodded, glad to have someone else who understood that this was the worst time they had had since being frozen in a statue. Well, or something comparable.
She looked over at the map after dropping the pink crystal in the pink carpet of her pink room and spending about an hour trying to find it, ripping out everything that annoyed her as well. Her room was now a survivor of a class 6 hurricane, rather than a pretty pretty ballerina. That's where the casino was, then. With the keys STILL in her mouth (she almost started to like the metallic tang of the metal, Bless noticed), she went off to get that weedwacker from (18a) The Glam Glam Casino Parking Lot (CANDY). At least, she hoped the landscaping truck was there, and not crashed into the main building...
You slip on your shades and head over to the Glam Glam Casino parking lot where you make a shocking discovery! Well, it's crazy chocolate now. You imagine it uses a whole lot less electricity and water, but still. Though you take a curious lick at a big SUV that's now a big chocolate pile and...

@Chocolate Extravaganza - DARK (+3 Belly)@
Bless has slapped on 1.5 points of Belly! Reduced damage because you're already a Jedi Master with the dark side of the Force!

It's... okay. You get tired of it quickly and you get that feeling of tongue boredom. Kind of like eating matzahs without salt or butter. A real taste snooze.

You plunder around the parking lot, looking for a landscaping truck that matches the set of keys you got after eradicating Nicklefool like you toasted his rear and summoned Exodia on him while flipping the birdie on his whole clown family.

And then you find it! It's like one of two vehicles that somehow avoided getting turned into chocolate pasty goo. It's the Awesome Bellossom landscaping truck, which features a winking cartoon Bellossom mascot as she gracefully waters a bed of tulips with a bright blue watering can! I mean, it would be a whole lot nicer if...

...the whole thing wasn't smothered with chocolate sauce and icing goo because of the rest of this mess.

You take the keys and manage to unlock the truck! With a satisfying click, the locks have been disengaged!

{Icing-Coated The Awesome Bellossom Landscaping Truck: +Water Type+ AND It's locked and needs a freakin' key fob}

[Landscaping Truck Key Fob] has been cleaned out of the Team Pile! I mean, you can drive it later if you really want to, but this doesn't have any effect on the game!

You try to open the door, but you realize it's not the door lock that's keeping it shut. The blasted chocolate icing all over it has dried and it's chocolately sugary madness has sealed it shut. You imagine a water type might be able to hose it down and fix this problem, but you're one with the dark side of the Force and as wonderful as this is, it doesn't do anything to wash the truck off. You even try Force Lightning and no dice. There's just no such thing as Force Water. Or Force Rain Shower. Or Force Garden Hose.

You grit your teeth, but you decide to head back to Peep Base and plot your nefarious deeds for tonight!

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1.5/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master