The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Ugh, it's raining sprinkles... Well, hopefully it's not sourced from apples or my face is gonna blow up.

Let's have a chit-chat with 27 Donald the Gumshoos.

"Yo Donald. Is that a wig? ...Never mind. What do you think of the current political climate?"

Smack 'em Susan has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE, INTIMIDATING
+1 Shared Evolution Stage
+Intimidation (Fighting VS Normal)

You find Donald the Gumshoos is a little hard to get a hold of, but as a city official, he's surrounded by various bodyguards that are trying to look cool. Like that silly Dedenne with shades. Actually, you take that back, a Dedenne with shades doesn't look half bad, but you're not sure exactly how a little mouse like that would stop something much more powerful like a raging bulldozer discover it's been cheated on by a cement mixer when they had already found true love.

"NOT A WIG!" Donald exclaims when you ask him about that. "Forget what that conniving Channel 318739 news station said. They're FAKE NEWS!"

You then ask him about the political situation of Booplesnoot and what the Squawkers might mean to the city's future if things keep going like this.

"Oh I have plans," Donald tells you, feeling confident and proud. "I definitely have plans. They're the best plans. Because I am a traditionalist. And my IQ is one of the highest and even you know that! If it was any higher, I would have to be a psychic type. But you're right, our city is in serious trouble and we just don't have victories like we used to. Like the Squawkers. I can beat those Squawkers. You see, we're going to put up a wall and make those Squawkers pay for it! Mark my words! I'm the best at building walls. No one builds walls better than I do."

You're not quite sure how that would ever work considering how the Squawkers operate as infiltrators and what they've already done to like half the city, but you decide to just nod and let the funky lunacy have its fun.

"See, part of the beauty of the situation is I'm very rich and I can afford solutions like these," Donald tells you with a prideful smile. "But we need to screw those Squawkers. They're not even sending in their best, but they're still bringing junk and calories and glitter. Maybe some of them are good, but I talk to my guards and secret service and they usually tell me what we're getting and usually it's bad. Usually it's doughnuts or layer cake. Sometimes they make good layer cake. But I know the truth about it, and I know how to ruin a perfectly good layer cake. Or doughnut. Because my supporters know, if they need a layer cake ruined or a doughnut disposed of, they go to me. They go to the best. The Gumshoo with the plans. The best plans. Talk to me, I'll show you!"

You've discovered 27 Donald the Gumshoos has the Killjoy Master Perky!

You nod and decide to head off for now. It doesn't seem like Booplesnoot's city officials like Donald are going to be what stops the Squawkers, which is precisely why you Peeps are here! But at least you've gotten him headstrong about showing you what he can do best.

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master