The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Well I'm gonna search somewhere I'm sure will be....interesting.

let's just hope it doesn't have some trap the staff or kids set up. I'd rather not explode from cuteness or overeating.....or worse. Who knows what other traps await us.

(24)The Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel - (24a) Floors 1-5

And if it's a place for kids. They better not mistake me for a kid. I'm an adult! Errrr, ignoring the rainbow butt...aha

Soren has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

Such... delicious... doughnuts...

You decide to search out the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel because hey, why not? Something about the place intrigues you, so you head over there and grab a few extra doughnuts on the way because they're just awesome today.

You get there and the place seems really cute and colorful because everything is so kiddy like and you're not sure how this business model really took off but something about it just happened to work. It's really noisy though. There's just something about kids that says scream louder than all of the adults combined and that kind of echoes around here.

On the first floor, wow. Playgrounds, pools, a whole room of arts and crafts cataclysmic disasters, finger paint, more crayons than stars in the universe. You also see a Charmander eating glue. Ah, childhood. So innocent and delirious. You also find a kid Starly that admires your rainbow butt and aspires to have one just like that someday. Imagine what might happen if that goes viral!

You head to the second floor where it looks like you find a nifty hair clip in the design of a Staryu. It's cool and you look around to see who might have dropped it, but ah, you don't see anyone. Welp, finders keepers! You can even wear it, though it doesn't grant any special abilities like +500% fire damage or Immunity from Poison. In other words, like most attire!

%Staryu Hair Clip% has been added to the Team Pile!

You check out the remainder of the hotel, but there's mostly just multi-colored rooms, cute cartoonish Pokémon on the walls, colorful carpets, and more room service mac and cheese, chicken fingers, and burgers than you could ever care for. You kind of wonder where they keep the chickens and cows for that in a Pokémon world, but are psychically reminded not to overthink the logistics about anything that happens in this game.

Once you've scouted out the first five floors, you decide to head back. And maybe grab another doughnut on the way back. Hey, these things don't grow on... actually, you know what, never mind that one!

Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Let's search (24c) Staryubucks Covfefe.

Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You too, embrace the magic and love of doughnuts as you head out today. They're raining from the sky, just like that one time-traveling episode from the Simpsons!

You head over to the Staryubucks Covfefe that's a part of the hotel, and you understand why this place exists in this specific spot. Parents. Screaming kids. OH LOOK COFFEE! It suddenly makes you spring into the genius idea that maybe you should open up a bar nearby! Well, of course, maybe after all this is over, else you might just be serving sticky soda out of a gooey tavern made of layer cake.

Today, business is GOOOOOOD. Turns out having doughnuts without a drink is lame, so add coffee to your free doughnuts! That's like being a French Fry vendor on the day it starts raining free hot dogs and hamburgers! But you're not looking to embracing waiting on line. Funny how a state of emergency could be declared but... some things never change!

Inside, the place is nice and trendy and impeccably clean while Pokémon drink coffee that seems to be less coffee and much more... other stuff. Like whipped cream, caramel, syrup, and come on guys, isn't there enough of this stuff out there for free!? While walking around for a place to see while just about every teenage Pokémon has their laptop open and studying, you find someone dropped their room key on the floor. You pick it up and check it out to see it looks like it belongs to Room 800, most likely on the eighth floor. Unless they're just screwing around with their customers! You look around and figure whoever lost it is long gone, so into your pouch it goes!

Item [Room 800 Key] has been added to the Team Pile!

You continue looking around and you find another funky lost item. It seems to be... an evil coffee cup. Actually, it's kind of cool! It looks demonic with a badass horn-like handle, horns on the top, a black and red scaly demon skin surface, and sits on a base of four fang-like teeth! Wow, if Hell had coffee cups, you're pretty sure they'd look something like this! Well, what are you waiting for? Take it!

Item [Coffee Cup of Calamity] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then decide to head out and go back to base because all the available seats are taken and you're pretty sure the Pokémon at the end of the line are going to be pushing on a daisy before they finally get served. You found a lot of cool stuff today and feel pretty good!

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking