The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Suicune's Fire]

So...many...delicious...doughnuts! MUST RESIST!



You know what? I don't even care. I'm going in. These doughnuts make me feel like I can do anything...

SEARCH (5a) Tickleboot Apartments - Floors 1-3 (CANDY)

And use INFANT ANNIHILATOR!!!!!! on the Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!

[Neo Emolga]

So...many...delicious...doughnuts! MUST RESIST!



You know what? I don't even care. I'm going in. These doughnuts make me feel like I can do anything...

SEARCH (5a) Tickleboot Apartments - Floors 1-3 (CANDY)

And use INFANT ANNIHILATOR!!!!!! on the Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!

Sweet mother Mary, that's one hell of a song track! I didn't even know Infant Annihilator existed until now! XD

Yep, you totally get the Death Metal thing! >;D

Smack 'em Susan has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You know what? %*$# that Giddy Flower Box. %*#*$ it and it's whole family, the car it drives, the clothes it wears, and even its pet dog. %#$@ its mom, its dad, the groceries it bought yesterday, and that Satan-forsaken coffee cup it didn't even throw out and just left on the table at Staryubucks because it was sick and twisted enough to think it's some underpaid barista's job to clean up its CRAP. You're going to make that damnable box EAT that coffee cup and its own cardboard intestines.

You head to Tickleboot Apartments and you come across the colorful candy taffy on your way in. You grab a big fat blob of that stuff and stuff it in your mouth and chew like a barbarian on crack because you're HANGRY and you feel savage and feral enough to kick a Tyrantum in the balls and snap its neck hard enough to allow it to eat its own posterior.

Smack 'em Susan has gained 2 points of Belly from the Taffy Jamboree!

You find that hideous Giddy Flower Box and you're ready to eradicate its existence and delightfully consume whatever semblance of a soul it has. It tries to greet you with another Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast. Your savage Killjoy Master instincts kick in and your SNARL LIKE THE RAVAGING WARBEAST YOU ARE!

#Disturbing Presence # Trap 50%+15%=65% Evasion Test: 37 out of 100: SUCCESSFUL!

#{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>} Colossal Mega Cutesy Petal Blast - GRASS (+7 to Overwhelming Cuteness)#

And you SHRED THAT DAMNABLE CUTESY PETAL BLASTER'S FACE INTO A METRIC #$*%TON OF PIECES. Your eyes go red. You grow fangs. And if a box could feel fear, it would be pissing itself right now. With blood. And tears. And it would screaming for mercy and calling to its mommy.

Your infernal $&#$-all bass guitar of doom's abominations materializes in your hands. And you glare at that box with the darkest of stares before you unleash your DEATH METAL unlike any other that has shaken and castrated the world. The Giddy Flower Box can only just sit there. Sit there a̷̠̫̥͉̥͔̟̩̗͠n͎͖̳͉͍͉̟̟d̞̟͇̫̤̯͞ ͜҉̹̯D̙̹̣Į҉͇̟̩̥͔̣̞ͅE̛̫.



{Giddy Flower Box of Yippie!!!: <Death Metal>}

Your unholy scream and earthquake roars serve as the FINAL DIRGE of this loathed Squawker creation. It quivers, decays, and crumples into nothing but ashes and infernal consumption. It feels so good you could write a whole book about it and then EAT THAT BOOK just because you can. Just because EATING THE ONLY EXISTING MEMORY OF THIS would taste delicious.

Once the savagery simmers down, you look to see the aftermath of the box's burnt sacrifice. You finally discover what the box was holding this entire time.

Inside the box, you find an odd, red glowing essence that you're surprised wasn't annihilated in the brutal anguish, but it survives nonetheless. When you take it and it glows brightly, reminding you of... tomatoes.

Item [Essence of Tomatoes] has been added to the Team Pile!

Nothing about it makes sense, but you take it and you flash a dark smile. This was F͢҉̴͡҉̙̼͚̻͕̮͎̜̣͖̜̜̤̫̤̻̫Ư̵̦̫̫̘̲̺̪͖̗̗̘͟͡͠N̴̕͠͏̧͕͎̘ͅ ̞̤͙̻̮͕̤̰̺ͅN̛͓͇̯̘͔̟͕̞̭͢N̢͇͖̦̤̘̪͢Ǹ͚̰͔͍̙͚͉̟̩͚͘͝ͅ ̼͕. >:D

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master