Originally Posted by
Chakramaster
I may not need it, but I'm gonna FEEL THE BURN. Not from....Cipher's fire, but from a fitness workout!
You succumb to the darkness and join the doom march of shadows, blowing the Thunderhorn of Warfall and causing the world to be plunged into chaos! Your blood turns a vile black and light-devouring thorn vines surge out and flair wildly like unholy tentacles. The sun goes blood-red and the skies go black as the legions of doom take the form of countless zombies, ghouls, and skeletons.
The shambling undead Pokémon horde shambles through the once-cheerful town of Booblesnoot, hailing the End of All Things. Screams fill the air and the farm-fresh smell of brimstone fills the air! Mmm, fragrant like a Yankee candle!
Soren has gained 2 points of Evil (kidding) and traumatized multiple children in the process! Yippie!
Oh, and you get evil eye lasers, too. Pew pew!
Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans
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