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I'll interview 4 Glock the Torchic!
Carly has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

Interview Rapport: VERY POSITIVE!!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution State
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Fire)

Normally, Glock is running around going PSYCHOTIC trying to bake a trillion and seven Croscongles at the Time For a Croscongle! Bakery, but when she sees you, she lights up and seems a lot happier! As in not "who the freak are you" like she did at that fat Blastoise just a few minutes ago.

"Wowheythere!" she exclaims, quickly using her beak to throw in a fully-loaded tray of uncooked Croscongles into the oven. "It'salittlehardtochatandI'mreallycrazybusyrightno wbutI'lldothebestIcan!"

You nod, quite sure you've never seen a Torchic go so fast before. You ask about the Squawkers, quite sure the Doppler effect may have an impact on this conversation.

"Ohyeahit'sbeennuts!" she exclaims hastily back to you as she quickly pulls out another tray and puts out the Croscongles at break-neck speed. "We'veseenlotsofpeopleleavetownbecauseofitandit'sk indakillingbusinessandheckmyTicklebootapartmentisn owaslaboftaffybutthankfullyIstillhavethisplacetota kecoverin! OhyeahandItriedtogetbackuptheretoseeifIcouldgetsom eofmystuffandIthoughtIheardsomeoneshoutingfromthet hirdfloor! That'swheremyapartmentusedtobebutnowIcan'tevengeti ntherebecausethedoorisaslaboftaffygooanditwon'tope n! ButIreallywondewhatthatshoutingwasabout! Icouldn'thangaroundbecauseIwasstartingtosinkintoth egooeyfloor! MaybesomePokémonaretrappedintherebutholycrapI'vebe enwaywayWAYtoobusymakingthesecrazythingsanditmight begoodifyoucouldcheckuponthingsthere? ItallhappenedsofastsoIimaginetheremightbePokémonto saveinthere! ButIcan'tstopnow! Gottakeeponmoving!"

You have trouble trying to watch her because she's darting all over the place like a psychotic little chicken and you really wonder how she really keeps up this kind of pace!

And then you see it. Oh. Nitro Coffee for sale. Who would have known!? You really wonder just what percentage of that crazy coffee brew goes into her versus what actually gets sold to customers.

"Ohonemorething!" she shouts as she darts across the kitchen floor. "Isawsomethingreallyweirdyesterdayonthewallofsomes tore. Saidsomethinglike"youmaybewrongyoumayberightbutAls ureisn'tafightingtype!" Whatdoesthatmean? Andwhoaretheytalkingabout? Idon'tknowanyonenamedAlintown! Seemslikeasillynameifyouaskme! Ohwell,Ireallygottagetbacktowork!"

And then she disappears, and you wonder if she's entered another rift in time and space because of that coffee she's been drinking...

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100%)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes