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I'll go search for amusement in the Bizney World Amusement Park... specifically the (9b) Virtualland... for no adequate reason
Dio has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to slip and sneak your way into Bizney World park without paying because only chumps pay for admission! Just kidding, but you figure it's for a good cause and you're not really here to goof around with a VR thing on your face...

...which is the first thing you notice! Attendance is light today, but just about all of the Pokémon here are wandering around aimlessly with VR things on their faces, sometimes with their paws and hands in the air trying to touch or hold onto something that isn't there. It immediately makes you think they look like zombies doing that. To the left, you see a Vigoroth trying to touch and catch... nothing. To the right, a Swellow suddenly jumps in shock from nothing and goes flying off. You figure the only way to really enjoy this weird place is to actually get one of those VR things, or else it's kind of a silly joke that kills the fun illusion. Like a bunch of mascots with the heads taken off. Or a freak show that makes it clear they're just wearing costumes. Not as fun.

And the rest of the area is pretty much nothing without the VR headset thingy. Just padded walls, exposed ceilings, and mostly emptiness while all the attendees are just wandering around like they're a million miles away in a fantasy world where bubbles, rainbows, and fluffy ground clouds are everywhere for them! It's slightly concerning.

It does help you explore areas that weren't meant to be seen and see past the illusions that everyone else is trying to interact with. And you find... odd graffiti. Something about "call Jeeknee for a good time at 847-382-493-294 who smears her face with chocolate cupcakes and draws with a banana for me." The other weird one you find is "Al is sad he can't learn Flamethrower, but he makes do with some matches and fuel."

You find a pile of trash and junk like empty cups, toothpicks, tissues, and a greasy napkin, but near the pile, you find something that might be a bit more useful. It seems to be a spray can, specifically just for destroying clowns. Claims it "works better than flaming angry chainsaws with a hunger for flesh" when it comes to dealing with whatever clowns need to be vaporized. Knowing your eternal hatred of clowns, you decide this might actually be worth taking. In fact, you're even thinking of investing in the manufacturer's stock.

[Anti-Clown Spray] has been added to the Team Pile!

You check out the rest of the area, but all you really find is an Eevee with a headset trying to jump around at nothing. It looks ridiculous and you decide to record it on your phone because you never know what absurd thing might go viral on the internet next.

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal