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Let's search (24c) Staryubucks Covfefe.
Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You too, embrace the magic and love of doughnuts as you head out today. They're raining from the sky, just like that one time-traveling episode from the Simpsons!

You head over to the Staryubucks Covfefe that's a part of the hotel, and you understand why this place exists in this specific spot. Parents. Screaming kids. OH LOOK COFFEE! It suddenly makes you spring into the genius idea that maybe you should open up a bar nearby! Well, of course, maybe after all this is over, else you might just be serving sticky soda out of a gooey tavern made of layer cake.

Today, business is GOOOOOOD. Turns out having doughnuts without a drink is lame, so add coffee to your free doughnuts! That's like being a French Fry vendor on the day it starts raining free hot dogs and hamburgers! But you're not looking to embracing waiting on line. Funny how a state of emergency could be declared but... some things never change!

Inside, the place is nice and trendy and impeccably clean while Pokémon drink coffee that seems to be less coffee and much more... other stuff. Like whipped cream, caramel, syrup, and come on guys, isn't there enough of this stuff out there for free!? While walking around for a place to see while just about every teenage Pokémon has their laptop open and studying, you find someone dropped their room key on the floor. You pick it up and check it out to see it looks like it belongs to Room 800, most likely on the eighth floor. Unless they're just screwing around with their customers! You look around and figure whoever lost it is long gone, so into your pouch it goes!

Item [Room 800 Key] has been added to the Team Pile!

You continue looking around and you find another funky lost item. It seems to be... an evil coffee cup. Actually, it's kind of cool! It looks demonic with a badass horn-like handle, horns on the top, a black and red scaly demon skin surface, and sits on a base of four fang-like teeth! Wow, if Hell had coffee cups, you're pretty sure they'd look something like this! Well, what are you waiting for? Take it!

Item [Coffee Cup of Calamity] has been added to the Team Pile!

You then decide to head out and go back to base because all the available seats are taken and you're pretty sure the Pokémon at the end of the line are going to be pushing on a daisy before they finally get served. You found a lot of cool stuff today and feel pretty good!

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking