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Ungh... tonight, I'm going to run myself through some Parkour. So much for my typing being a saving grace.

For now, time for some random interviewing.

Interview 41 Snorkle the Delphox.
You head outside and... oh geez.

Velo has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

So delicious and you lick it off your face like a kid at the candy store. But after snapping back to your senses, you look down, pat your bulging Lugia belly, and it feels like it's starting to become a worrisome situation...

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Psychic)

You find Snorkle the Delphox working at Warget where she's a cashier. Just as she gets off of her shift, you greet her and she looks up at you with the goofiest, seemingly happiest smile. The fiery fox dances at you as a greeting.

"Wow, oh, hey there!" Snorkle greets you happily. "I think you're the biggest customer I've ever had! Soooo cooooool!"

You nod, introduce yourself, and ask Snorkle what she knows about the Squawkers and if she's seen anything unusual or weird lately. Well, more weird than the standard weird.

"Oh, it's my daughter, Dinkle!" Snorkle tells you, looking concerned, but only for a moment. "She found this really weird coin! And it's cute, but funny, but weird, and I don't get it! It has a cute but angry Lillipup on it! And ever since Dinkle found it, I think it's having some weird effect on her. I mean, she's just the cutest little honey bun, but it's having an even odder it's-just-making-her-cuter effect on her! I don't know if that's healthy!"

"You've got to convince her to part with it!" Snorkle pleads. "Because, well, even though school's out, she just wants to play with it and doesn't want me to home-school her! I can't allow that! She'll grow up not knowing how to add apples and play the trombone! Listen, Dinkle really loves silly, dank memes. Maybe that'll work!?"

"Oh, you should totally check out our clothing section!" Snorkle tells you. "We've got EEVEE ONESIES for sale and not even Tal-Mart has that! Screw Tal-Mart! They're LAAAAMEE! But yes, buy more Eevee Onesies! I mean, there's nothing more hilarious than a Pokémon pretending to be another Pokémon! I mean, just the other say I saw a Zorua with one of those Eevee onesies! It was the most adorable thing! They're a bit pricey, but they're so cute. I think we have them even in YOUR size! Imagine a giant Lugia like you, all cute and dressed up as an Eevee! Oooh, just the thought of that makes me so happy I could squeak!"

You nod, not really sure about the whole idea, but you hear her out anyway.

"Oh, it's really hard to figure out who might be a Squawker!" Snorkle tells you. "But I'm beginning to think this 'Al' Pokémon are mentioning might be one of them! These riddles are turning up everywhere, but I think they're all connected and Al is trying to play games on everyone! That's cruel! Al could be walking and listening in on us and we wouldn't know! HEY AL, IF YOU'RE LISTENING, KNOCK IT OFF, YOU FRUITCAKE!"

"Oh darn, breaks over!" Snorkle cries, realizing she needs to clock in again. "Well, it was nice meeting you, Velo! You're such a sweet and lovable Lugia! Don't be a stranger, and really, buy one of those Eevee onesies! S P E N D M O N E Y!"

She then heads back to her register, wearing the silliest and goofiest smile as she waits for her next customer..

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 9/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour