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I'll go and investigate (1) The Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters
You don't have an umbrella, so...!

Dio has gained 1 point of Belly from the Chocolate Rain!

It is delicious, though!

You decide to head over to the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper Headquarters, where yes, Virginia, they still print newspapers even though the magic of the internet has been trying its darnest to destroy them! Thankfully, Booplesnoot Times publishes both versions, so they'll still be here regardless of whatever dastardly deeds the internet is up to next!

You start by searching the outside of the building, which you find doesn't have much besides some cars, walls, windows, lots of chocolate puddles, and an old kazoo that looks like some kid had abandoned it seven years ago when it no longer could provide a sustainable level of entertainment for said over-privileged child. Shame! Shame! Shame!

You head inside and you find the building is divided into two areas, the printing press area and the office area where the journalists type up all these silly stories on computers, like how one Persian found a tomato that was shaped like a butt and how some critics argue that some food is bad for you. You find out that they use a randomizer table to make that determination and then another program to generate those falsified study statistics! How devious and clever!

You find there's a fascinating office supply closet in the hallway, and you try to look inside to see if there's any extra notebooks and pens that no one will ever notice missing. Because you love collecting pens and more notebooks than you'll ever need in life! You grab the handle, give it a mighty tug, but aww, but it's locked! Why!?

{Office Supply Closet: +Fire Type+}

Welp, looks like someone's going to need to burn that thing open!

You check out the printing presses and yep, as you suspected, lots of noise, lots of paper, lots of machines, and a funny, inky smell. Meanwhile, there's another machine that inserts the freshly-printed newspapers into a plastic bag whenever the weather is bleh. Like today, although you're quite sure they weren't expecting rain made of chocolate today.

You decide to head back to Peep base! And take a little shower as well. Or do you take baths? We at Neo Emolga Inc have no idea, but we'll just assume you shower for now. And that you like to sing Disney songs in there as well. ♪Let it gooo... let it gooo...♬

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal