The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Okay I'm gonna do the right thing. I'm gonna use Reincarnate on Shruikan! COME BACK TO US OUR FRIEND!

NEO EMOLGA'S CURRENT STATE IS:

RELAXED AND MELLOW!
Seems like you requested a Reincarnation at a good time! I'm feeling kind, relaxed, and have even decided to show a little restraint on the mischief side of things. I'm still waiting for a laundry load to get done, but it's a nice night out and hey, it's Friday! So things are good.

You harness your incredible recreation powers, and you call upon Shruikan's spirit to come back and not accept defeat, even after facing the awkward fate of being turned into a delicious cake! Or at least you think it might be delicious. It seems wrong to try a taste of it!

Starry glows and colorful waves of resurrection power encircle you! You speak the magical words, cast your magic spell, dance a little, check your phone to see it was just a Twitter notification rather than a text, and then light pours from your hands and meets with Shurikan's spirit! It then takes form and materializes!

The Creator has decided to resurrect @Shruikan as a...

CINCCINO!

Aww, see, he's really cute and extra fluffy now! And even better, this would go really great with that Guardian Snow Angel getup! See, this totally feels right. Best way to celebrate Friday night, don't you think so? Of course you do!

Fírnen the Incredible Cinccino (S: Normal)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

See, totally looks better already!

You feel proud of yourself and your wondrous life-giving deed today! Celebrate by hopping on that old mechanized horse that jerks back and forward at the mall and pretend you're riding off into the sunset like a cowboy that saved the world! Yee-haw!

Soren the Rainbow-Butted Pikachu (S: Electric)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 7/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

[Neo Emolga]

Still raining, eh? No matter. I shall use Hardcore Parkour on myself to reduce my Belly!

See this flab? Totally not cool. Flab is so not in. No, sir. 9 out of 10 Eevees out of the Eevee Critic Council all agree that this flab isn't that great and we're quite sure #10 wasn't really paying attention and didn't cast his vote because he was fiddling with his phone and tweeting about something daft and silly.

So... HARDCORE PARKOUR!

You hop, you hurdle, you wall-jump, you back-flip, you break physics and double-jump in midair, you shake the whole base, you get your funky Mirror's Edge freak on and as a Lugia, that's cool, crazy, a little weird, but all the best kinds of fitness encouragement! You burn down those calories like they brought shame and disgrace on your whole family and your pet rock and all your favorite Pez dispensers.

Velo has dropped 5 points of Belly from going TURBO via Hardcore Parkour!

Oh, you feel GOOD. And though it may not work, you kind of feel like going ninja. Lugia ninja! Awesomeness of this caliber has resided in the shadows for far too long, and it surfaces through you!

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour