The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Let's have a chat with #1 Babbyboo the Blissey!

Interview Rapport: NEUTRAL, MODEST!
+Modesty (Ghost VS Normal)

You decide to chat with Bappyboo the Blissey, and you find she works as the head director of the Booplesnoot Times Newspaper. And when you greet her, you almost immediately regret it. Her eyes light up and she immediately rushes to you like she's going to bowl you over with her giant girth and squash you like a steamroller over a pancake.

"Oh, oh, look at you!" she squeals with delight, caressing you instantly before pinching your cheeks. "Aren't you just the CUTEST thing! Yes, you are! YES, YOU ARE! Hee hee hee!"

You back away, a bit irritated, but you decide to quickly get down to business and ask what Babbyboo knows about the Squawkers or anything else that's unusual that she's seen around town.

"Oh, those silly Squawkers!" Bappyboo giggles. "They aren't so bad! I honestly think they're just out having some wily fun! I mean I'm quite sure they'll clean up after themselves once they're done and just want to go home! Sure, I think not everyone expected for them to stay around for so long, but I'm sure they'll want to go back to where they came from eventually, right? I'm sure they have families and children and mommies just waiting for them back home!"

She giggles, pinches your cheek again, and does a little wobble dance. And... she giggles again.

"Oh, there's all kinds of things going on around town!" Bappyboo giggles again. "I should know! Why, just this morning I discovered that cranky old Shut Up and Sleep Hotel had become a lovely sculpture of absolutely lovely vanilla cream pudding! I've already had one of my journalists write a story about it! But that silly Vigoroth never even bothered to try a taste of it first! I'm disappointed in that lout! Hee hee hee, only kidding! He's really quite nice. He does such a nice job shining my shoes whenever I ask him to do it!"

"Oh, you adorable, little thing, you!" she squeals. "You run along now! I've got to get back to work, and I'm sure you have many fun places to go to today! Hurry along, now, but feel free to come back anytime!"

She then waddles back over to her office, and you kind of wish you could forget about that experience.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

I think it's about time to go catch a movie in the 10) Slick Flicks Movie Theater... here's hoping things aren't to expensive or crappy

You head over to Slick Flicks, where it's actually a nice day and the weather isn't going terminally insane, which is nice for a change. You check the outside first to see if there's anything weird, wacky, bizarre, or something like that, but there's mostly cars, some Pokémon playing with their phone, and a baby Magby screaming his head off while his Magmortar mother is trying to calm him down and stuff him into a child car seat. Ah, the joys of parenting.

You head inside and it's a pretty cozy place that looks like it at least tries to keep clean, though it's a never-ending battle with lazy slobs. You check the posters and the movie listing to see what's playing, and they've got five movies here. The Rich and the Skuz, The Brewnies: The Movie, Bad is Bad 3, The Spanky Supreme: Spanky Spanks, and Slug Club 2. And all five of them really don't look like they're worth your time, but if you absolutely had to see one of them, you imagine Bad is Bad 3 would probably be good as a mindless action flick, but you'd have no clue what was going on because you didn't see the first two Bad is Bad movies and so nothing is going to make any sense.

You check out the concession stand and hmm...

CONCESSION STAND
$~[CinaPOP Popcorn - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 400 Snax$
$~[Sodah - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Rooty Beer - WATER (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[ChocoNUTTY Candez - NORMAL (+2 Belly)]~ 250 Snax$
$~[Mintos - ICE (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax$
$~[Eeneeee Candy - GHOST (+1 Belly)]~ 200 Snax

You swear Eeneeee Candy is the weirdest thing you've ever seen and you really question if it's even edible. It's a whole box of glowing purple nuggets that you highly doubt are any good for your health.

You do find that someone dropped a nice chunk of change in the bathroom. I mean sure, it's well beyond the five minute rule, but it's cash! Of course that rule doesn't apply! And of course you're not going to eat it now, are you?

$200 Snax has been added to the Team Pile!

You decide to head out and check back at Peep Base!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal