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Let's interview #39 Spanky the Ekans.
Interview Rapport: POSITIVE, MODEST!
+1 Shared Pokémon Type (Poison)
+Modesty (Grass VS Poison)

You find Spanky works at Tal-Mart as a cashier, the job every college graduate aspires to have. No. He smiles all the time as per his manger's orders, though it's always, ALWAYS with sarcasm. You greet him, smile, and ask him what he knows about the Squawkers. He flicks his tongue and smiles.

"Oh yessss," Spanky hisses with a smile. "I know weird, ssstupid thingsss about sssome Pokémon. You ssssee, I ssscan the thingssss they buy all the time when they sssshop here. Now, when you sssstart adding thingsss up, you ssssstart learning thingssss. Like Putzor. I know sssshe livesss in the Piply Apartmentssss. Sssshe bought a lot of paper and tin foil the other day, and I couldn't imagine why. Well, sssshe hasss thissss weird passssion of rolling up big tin foil ballssss into her mouth and then tassssers herssself. I pisssssed myssself laughing the firssst time I ssssaw it and I had to sssslither away real fassst!"

"And ugh, Peeksssy," Spanky sighs before snickering. "He'ssss a ssspecial type of idiot. He keepsss having to buy new furniture becausssse he keepsss breaking hissss old ssstuff with his tantrumssss."

"Sssssay," he sneers. "If you help me, I'll help you. I have a 10th Pressstige Emblem for Call of Fruity: Ultra Modern Black Opssss Warfare Ghossstsss, but I need sssssome extra Pssssychossssoft Vex-Box Pointssss. 5,000 to be exact. Well, it'ssss either that, or you'll have to work in 10,000 hoursss of free time to get it! It'ssss a better deal if you give me thossse preciousss pointsss!"

You nod, but you have a better idea than this chump's nonsense.

39 Spanky the Ekans: 5,000 Psychosoft Vex-Box Points OR Simulation of 10,000 Hours of Free Time OR <Browser History Hacking>



You whip out your laptop of hacking mastery, use your mad hax skills, and dig into all the social media and nonsense connected to Spanky the Ekans and dive into all his account and personal information. And what you find makes you laugh to the point where it almost HURTS.

Turns out Spanky loves uploading videos to YouCube, and he has a whole secret personal collection of ones where he records himself dressing up like a noodle wearing a tutu with anime girl eyes stuck to his eyes and go rolling around in vodka sauce. There's like almost fifty of these stupid things. That and he is constantly watching videos of Watchogs choking on unshelled eggs. Like, the same three stupid videos over thousands of times.

You make him away of this new knowledge you've learned and it turns into quite the leverage.

"NOOOO!!!" Spanky panics! "No, no no, pleasssssse!! You musssn't tell anyone about thossse! Please, have mercy! MERCY! AHGGH-AH-AHHH!!!"

39 Spanky the Ekans has become Compliant!

39 Spanky the Ekans has given you the [10th Prestige Emblem!]

"Take it, take it!!!" Spanky sobs, shivering like a sad little danger noodle. "Oh gawwwdddd, no, no! Pleassse! Pleaseee don't tell anyone about thossseee!! I'd rather die!"

You nod, take your winnings, and decide to go along on your merry way.

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking