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I will chat with that Wocketz the Zigzagoon. #34
You definitely feel he could use a little cheering up. And you rush over to chat with him but along the way...

Marta has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly-Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts!

You didn't think a cookie dough doughnut would ever exist, but lordy, it does and tastes divine! Why stop at just one!?

You find Wocketz is staying at the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel and was on vacation with Grootz before... tragedy struck!

Interview Rapport: POSITIVE!
+1 Shared Pokémon Evolution Stage

Usually Wocketz is cynical, bold, and crafty, but he seems a little down in the dumps today. It seems like he misses Grootz, though when you knock on the door to give him some company, it seems like he appreciates that.

You chat for a little while and then you ask what he might know about the Squawkers so you can get back at them for what they did to Grootz.

"Pasta, of all things!" Wocketz remarks. "I'm not even sure what to do with it or if I should bury the whole thing. I asked other folks around this town if they knew of similar cases. Turns out there very likely is a Squawker that specializes in this crap and goes by the name of Noodlegan! What a dumb name! Almost as bad as Taserface!"

"But no one knows for sure who Noodlegan is," Wocketz sighs. "I found out these Squawkers are going stealth by pretending to be normal Pokémon. So any one of these idiots could be Noodlegan! Or some other Squawker! I'd love to trash them all, but Noodlegan for sure!"

"I'm onto that freak, though!" Wocketz tells you with a dark smile. "There's a weird 'Noodle Offering' just outside of the Bibbity Bopple Bop Hotel! I see it every time I check out the back and that looks like something dumb Noodlegan set up. Now, one of the things it asks for is Chinese Krispy Noddles and I found out you can buy those at the mall food court, but I don't know where the Magical College Ramen and Military-Grade Tactical Linguini are supposed to come from."

Wocketz then decided to go through Grootz's old bag and there was something odd he found. It looks like a plastic bag of some strange dust that was wrapped up in tissue paper.

"Look, Grootz found this the other day and I don't know what it is," Wocketz shrugs. "I looked at it and something just didn't feel right about it, but you might know something more about it."

He then hands it to you and you eagerly unwrap it and want to see what it is! It really is a strange yellow powder and it sparkles like its made of magic! You open the bag and scoop some up to see what it does and... oh dear, now you've done it.

#Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 30 out of 100:
FAILED!

Silly Marta has gained 3 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence!

Oh. That's what it does. Bloody hell, it's gotten all over you. You try to shake it off and it just gets all over you! Aww, now you sparkle too!

#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You thank Wocketz for his time, and then you decide to head back to Peep base to prepare for tonight's fun and games!

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal