The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

You know, I have always had a problem with core. Let's work on that now that I have this boost. And then I wanted to check out #64, It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments. For the main reason I'm an awesome water type.

FIRST ACTION!

You may have had problems with core before, but now, you ENERGIZE and thunder rages through your fists and your mouth as you let out a thunderous war cry that rocks the planet! You warp-drive through time and space and create additional universes just for funsies! You also spit fire and do many other things that should be impossible for a water type, but you're just that awesome!

Marta has dropped two points of Belly and two points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the intense giga-level workout!

Ooh, that felt good! You're sheddin' and shreddin' that nonsense like you're getting paid millions for it!

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SECOND ACTION!

You decide to check out It's Better Down Where It's Wetter! Apartments, preferably before it becomes candy goo like everything else! And because you're a water type and you're special! SPECIAL I SAY!

You dive in and decide to check out the lovely exterior. It's neat, modern, and it looks like it can be entered from every floor! No more needing to take the stairs or wait an eternity for the elevator to show up! But for now, you swim around the outside to see if there's any nifty things to find. You find it's in really good condition and looks pretty new! And while rent is probably expensive, hey, it's special just for all you fantastic water types! Everyone else can only admire it in pictures! Not even their aerial drones get to enjoy this!

Around the back, you find that it looks like there was a cache hidden here. One of the stone tiles isn't quite what it seems. You nudge it around, wrestle it out, and you find a nifty, hidden compartment with... wow, a whole lot of cash!

$650 Snax$ has been added to the Team Pile!

I mean, whoever hid it here probably isn't going to be happy you found it, but hey, they should have used a locker! That's what they're for! Well, that if the Stalkers haven't turned them into a silly cupcake or a noodle basket yet. Besides, you figure it will be used better for your adventure anyway! Tally-ho!

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

[Neo Emolga]

lets go double effort on that workout tonight! No pain no gain!

BOTH ACTIONS! (Because I'm lazy)

You feel so pumped up to go FITNESS NUTS that rewrite the laws of physics, create a new galaxy by complete accident, perform 75 billion jumping jacks, lift a twenty-two ton barbell, win the Super Bowl by kicking a field goal with a wrecking ball, and even successfully divide by zero to create universal peace, but that only lasts as long as you want it to. And you, as the illustrious Madder Hatter, decide nah, peace is kinda boring, but it was fun to know you could do it even if it was just for three seconds.

Madder has eradicated 4 points of Belly and 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the apocalyptic workout!

The scourge and taint of the Squawkers is shedding right off of you! I mean, you're still quite adorable, but definitely not to the dangerous extent that you were previously! But you're making wonderful progress! All your fans are cheering you on and you just gained a few thousand followers on Twitter!

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

[Neo Emolga]

First I'll workout and then search
(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park (CANDY) - (31) Center area paths and tree stuff!

DOOOOOM! DOOOOOOOO- oh, I mean... sure.

FIRST ACTION!

Those Squawkers! You let the hate flow through you. You feel its dark tendrils wrapping around your soul, and you let loose an unholy shriek of pain and suffering that rushes across the land and begins the harvesting of souls and bodies! Nothing stands in the way of your doom campaign and your unending onslaught of... just kidding, you run crazy miles on that treadmill, bust a move on that stairmaster until it breaks, and then do a thousand bench presses... with your tongue! Boy, was that fun or what!?

Carly has ruined reality and has dropped 2 Belly points and 2 Overwhelming Cuteness points!

Mmmm, you feel better! Ready to go rockin' and rollin'!

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SECOND ACTION!

It's a lovely, romantic night! Why not utterly ruin it by checking out Slippy Bleeps!? Just kidding, it's not that bad. Maybe. Well, your guess is as good as mine! Just kidding again, my guess is ALWAYS better! Nah ha ha!

You stalk through the night and you arrive at Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park, where everything is lovely and smothered with fuzzy, tasty cotton CANDY! Hey, why not try a bite?

@Krazy Cotton Candy Jamboree - FLYING (+1 Belly)@

Carly has gained 1 Belly Point!

Mmm, ifs suu fwauffy ahn sawft! You munch on that stuff and thankfully, it's not too filling. Be happy it's Cotton Candy Jamboree and not Rocky Road Ice Cream Slathered On Oreo Cheesecake Jamboree!

You search around through the night, checking every fluffy tree, fluffy bush, yellow brick road, People magazine, the insides of your shoes, and the inside of every toilet paper roll. At first, it doesn't seem like much is here, besides fluffy, fluffy cotton candy everywhere! Yeah, there's plenty of that, but eventually, you find the outright WEIRDEST thing. It looks like some really huge, enigmatic labyrinth vault of secrets and mysteries! And wow, what a security system! Doesn't look like it's going to open with a simple knock! Noooo, you need not one, not two, but three strange codes! And if that's not enough, there's a hookup for a power cell and then a codex unit! Wow, you REALLY wonder what the deal with this is!

{Crypto Cache Secured Vault: Decrypted Code #1 AND Decrypted Code #2 AND Decrypted Code #3 AND Supercharger Giga Power Cell AND Enigmatic Power Codex Unit}

Weird stuff! You really wonder what's behind that vault door, but... geez, hate to say it, but even asking pretty please with sugar on top is a request that I'll have to DENY. You can't bribe me! No... nope, no-no-no.

You decide to head back to Peep Base! Before all the good beds are taken!

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4.5/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes