Quote Originally Posted by Ladybugclue View Post
Let's chat with #18 Kitzwit the pidgeotto.
You rush out all excited to chat it out with Kitzwit, but first!

Marta just got extra cute and fluffy with 4 extra points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

It tingles!

Interview Rapport: ✭EPIC!!✭
Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday!

You rush in all happy-like to say hello to Kitzwit the Pidgeotto and as soon as she sees you, she goes jumping for joy at your arrival! YOU'RE BOTH SO EXCITED YOU NEARLY DANCE TOGETHER!

You ask Kitzwit what she knows about SQUAWKERS and she nods happily.

"Okay, okay, I'll admit that I've been STALKING THE BOOPLESNOOT POLICE OFFICERS!" Kitzwit laughs. "I guess that makes me a Stalker, doesn't it!? Actually it doesn't, because we don't talk about them in Booplesnoot! No sir-ee!"

"I can honestly tell you Biggs, Wedge, and Vivi are NOT SQUAWKERS!" Kitzwit tells you sincerely, before BARKING IN YOUR EAR. "I spied on Biggs for days and glory be in the highest, he's one dumb bunny! I mean he may be nice, but lordy be, he's an idiot, but in a really funny way! It really kind of excuses it. Well, somewhat. Probably would be better if he wasn't the POLICE SHERIFF OF BOOPLESNOOT! He should have been in a career that allows him to be more of a funny idiot! Like acting!"

"Wedge may be the only hope we have for our Booplesnoot Police Department!" Kitzwit cries sarcastically. "Although he's not the greatest thing since sliced bread either! Say, what's so great about sliced bread anyway? Who came up with that silly expression? Anyway, then you have Vivi who is just one big talking lug of dumb. You could ask her the time of day, and she'd just reply 'OH YES, I LIKE THAT TOO' before going nom-nom on whatever Squawker desserts are surrounding her this time."

"Oh, here, take this!" Kitzwit offers you.

She tosses, you catch, TOUCHDOWN AND THE CROWD GOES WILD OMG YES YES YES!

~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ added to the Team Pile

"Might have more junk about Al in there if you eat it!" Kitzwit smiles. "But I'm kind of on a diet. Those darn doughnuts last night are making me feel like I'm growing a blubber baby."

"Cheers and HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU, MARTA!" Kitzwit sings as she heads off to work.

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal