The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

Gotta pump some iron. Can’t risk gettin too cute.

You grab a barbell, but instead of actually pumping iron, you suddenly get the urge to just gnash away at it with your teeth, grinding away at it with your EVIL. It is such a wonderful experience that you record yourself and upload it online to share with all your friends and family, who are now disturbed. You then spit fire, smelt down the metal, and then forge a dark, evil metallic sculpture of yourself breathing fire and anger.

Madder has grown stronger with the dark side of the Force and has destroyed 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness!

You feel... g̵͖̥̯͕͘o̶̥͎͇̙̤͉̻͢o͓̤͜͟͡o̹̲͢͡o̵͍͎̰͉͔̙̲̱͠o̡̝̮̺̬̙̺͝o̷ ̖͖̬͚̘͖͟ͅd̸͉̝͈̪͓͎͜ͅ.̩͚̘̞̥͈̲̙̗. You let loose your best and evilest maniacal laugh, which makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. >:3

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking