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I know I kinda said I was gonna recruit whats-his-face, buuuut...
What's in the fridge?!?
Taking the Essence of Tomatoes and the Essence of Raspberries to the Locked Fridge in the Obscure Chunky Nuggets Condos

And also eating that probably very stale fortune cookie, if possible.
You decide to see what surprises this silly fortune cookie has. You unwrap it, break it open, take out the little paper slip and munch away while you read the fortune! It tastes like chocolate! The fortune cookie, not the fortune itself, silly!

~[Flavored Fortune Cookie *Fortune Inside!* - NORMAL (+1 Overwhelming Cuteness)]~ has been consumed!
Bless has tacked on 1 Belly point!

You read what the little paper says and it reads:

"Al's so awesome and he's all the rage! Maybe it has to do with him evolving to his final stage!"

Oh, and your lucky numbers are 6, 16, 29, 14, 31, and 20.

You then take the mysterious Essence of Tomatoes and the Essence of Raspberries to the Locked Fridge in the Obscure Chucky Nugget Condos. When you present your mystical artifacts of amazement to the orbs, they're sucked into them and suddenly the fridge unlocks!

{Locked Refrigerator: Ethereal Tomato Lock AND Ethereal Raspberry Lock}
The [Essence of Tomatoes] and the [Essence of Raspberries] are gone! Buh-bye now!

Maybe the pizza of your dreams is inside! You fling open the door and...!

#Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 58 out of 100: FAILED!

Bless has taken a whopping ZERO Points of Overwhelming Cuteness because you're a super-badass DARK type and YOU GOT YOUR BADASS PUNS OF ANARCHY rockin' on!

The rainbow glitter blasts at you from inside the fridge like a dizzy hurricane of Skittles, but it fizzles as soon as it touches you! You feel ...nothing. NOTHING! You let loose an evil laugh and it feels just fine!

There's nothing in the fridge save for... a rainbow jester's cap? Of yodeling? What the ...you know, you've learned not to ask. It's definitely the Squawkers again. Their little trap was totally foiled by you and you feel really downright SMUG about it right now! Flash that evil grin, you!

#[Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

You cruise on out of there, feeling fine and quite cheeky right now. You treat yourself to a sponge bath! You use the good soap you've been saving! You use that extra fluffy towel! Damn, girl, you is fine!

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 1/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master