Quote Originally Posted by arnisd View Post
I'll go full ninja on 10 Chippy the Audino and go wander in the (16) Tippy-Toes Park, the east side
ACTION #1

That Chippy. CHIPPY. You're sure Chippy is bound to be the epitome of all evil, so you seek her out and once you do, you stalk her. Stalk her! Stalker!

Dio is feeling extra stalky and has gone all stealthy mode on 10 Chippy the Audino, trying to find out if she eats babies or steals food from the salad bar without paying!

YessssssssSSSSssSSsSSSsssSsSs...


ACTION #2

By some breakage of logic or use of gizmos, you search Tippy Toes Park! Even while you Stalk! How is this possible!? I get a get out of jail free card because I rule the school and I'd rather not bother explaining.

The park is adorable. For once, it doesn't make you feel like EATING something. You find legos by stepping on them. Normally you would take mortal 500 HP damage, but I'm not using that statistic so you're free. You step on them some more. It feels wonderful because you don't feel it!

You find paper cups, an origami napkin, a broken ruler, a telescope, a phonebook, a watering can, and a M1A2 Abrams tank, but then you come across a real treasure!

Oh boy!

#Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# Trap 15% Evasion Test: 28 out of 100: YAY EPIC FAILURE!

Dio has gathered 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness!

Oh my god, it's your very own Plush Teddirusa and it's so damn cute and adorable that you grab it and cuddle it and make a total fool out of yourself as it slathers you with its cuteness radiation.

#[Plush Teddiursa: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)# has been added to the Team Pile!

Oh, you feel so much better now. You step on some broken glass and set yourself on fire, but you're feeling fine anyway because you have your extra special Plush Teddiursa, and it means so much that you could be shot in the face with a nail gun and you'd still be happy and hoppy all day long.

You go back to stalking Chippy now. You go show that Chippy!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode: NOW TARGETING 10 CHIPPY THE AUDINO | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal