No actually she doesn't want me to get her gifts because it's using her money (even if it's not actually) so she always tell me to just be her perfect little girl for Christmas. I have other people in my life that are far more entitled and affluent when it comes to money..
"Be her perfect little girl for Christmas." I swear, that's the prelude to a horror story right there. That woman is about to end Krampus's whole career.
As for those other people, I hate people that that. Money isn't the root of all evil. That notion of entitlement is.
Ah yes, the Grinch that stole Christmas. Almost forgot about that whole incident.
I thought of a hilarious idea for a comedy TV sitcom where she's the lead role in the story about a cranky old woman that hates fun and tries to ruin everyone's good time by crashing parties, calling on the cops on people for petty reasons, trashing every store and restaurant on Yelp and satisfaction surveys, tearing down holiday decorations, and causing all kinds of ruckus, but the endings always have it where she goes too far and instead she's the only who gets hilariously clobbered and put into awkward and comically embarrassing situations because of her shenanigans. And of course it would have a plethora of goofy soundtrack songs and laugh tracks. Kind of like Keeping Up With Appearances.
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