[PXFIRE] Humor and Nonsense

**Neo Emolga** · 07-10-2018, 02:23 AM

WEEK #2 (JULY 2 - JULY 8) MAYHEM AND ANARCHY DETAILS!

There was chaos abound and guess what!? We took one of Pokémon's best spin-off series and poked extra fun at it. Because we can do that and do it well when we put on our mischief caps!

So let's go already! The laughing face of madness awaits!

NOBLEJANOBII ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS TEAM RATTLECREW AND THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY GRAIL!

Anorith! That's wonderful! How badly did Hailey mess up on the personality test?

I'm just shocked Thyeo suggests going to the hospital to fix Hailey's amnesia instead of going for ice cream. Thyeo, that's a party foul.

I love the colossal FACEBREAKER UPPERCUT that our beloved hero Shayla the Typhlosion gives to little Hailey. What a great example of problem resolution for the children! And as if that's not enough, Alain wants a piece too, but unfortunately we don't get to see that happen. I swear if there's a sequel, we'd better see that! Nothing gets jollies on like a berserker Togetic pounding a Anorith with a rocket launcher to the tune of heavy thrash metal. You do have a suggestion box I can put that in, right?

This lovely episode has earned you a delightful 18 POINTS! And a $5 dollars off coupon to Olive Garden. Discover it in your next week's mail!

ERICSAUR GRACES THE NATION WITH GETTING US ALL REDY FOR A COOL GAEM!!!

What divine authority inspired you to make this!? I love how you introduce us to the amazing five sticks, but you surprise us and give us a sixth because you're a generous god. I love these guys so much that they inspired me to grab some of those fruit flavored Pop Ice things that everyone's selling during the summer and at no time else! This is what love and inspiration is all about. This is what caused all the animals in the forest to join in song and dance and accompany a random Disney Princess.

I also like how they use pickup lines on each other. This means such a thing as stick dating exists and this is exactly what the world needs to settle the missile crisis and too much air in our snack bags. And the arrows and irregularly shaped panels return! That's wonderful! As in going back in time to prevent the creation of the Star Wars prequels kind of wonderful!

18 POINTS are now yours to fling about wherever you want! They're tasty! Use them to trick your dog into taking his medication!

ARNISD AND THE RAIDERS OF THE TEMPLE OF THE LAST CRUSADE FOR THE CRYSTAL SKULL!

I really need to tell my interns to stop messing around with my titles. They're supposed to be managing my Twitter, gosh darn it! That's what I get for only paying them with experience!

I adore these silly, crazy, wacky doodles of doom. These will bring humanity back to the light and one day they may play a vital role in the quest to exterminate the blasphemy that is crocs and wearing socks and sandals together.

I love the picture with all the starters. It's like a yearbook and I love how Turtwig just shows the head plant thingy and nothing else. I paid attention and I didn't drink any alcohol tonight. I'm just naturally screwy, officer.

The picture with Pikachu getting dropped on her head is delightful. You even added a cute and innocent carnation flower right next to the anarchy. That's adorable.

24 POINTS have been added to your account. Operative "Midnight" will give you your next mission assignment at 0700 hours. Don't be late!

EVANFARDREAMER AND THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS OF BEANS AND THROWING ROCKS AT DOORS AND DRIVING AWAY IN... A NEW CAR!!!

This reminds me so much of some of the most ridiculous Dungeons and Dragons adventures I've had. Like the one where my friend and I got turned into pixies and he had to save me. This really happened. I swear, your honor!

The random nature of it is lovely and silly like an all you can eat buffet in a bouncy castle, but what happened to the Pokémon!? You had Pokémon references early on in the beginning but then they kind of disappeared! I missed them dearly. ;_;

It was cute though. PMD D&D would be pretty nifty, really!

14 POINTS have been laid upon you. May they guide you home. Or at least to the nearest Burger King where OMG YOU CAN GET AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT!

CLEOBEL SAVES THE DAY VIA EXPLOSIVE FLATULENCE!

Wow, that's impressive to take the downright saddest thing ever to happen in PMD and poke fun at it. It's almost evil. I like it. Let the evil flow through you and we will rule the galaxy as masters of the dark side.

"Though the farting hurts..."

My goodness, I know this feeling. Your gut is making whale call imitations and you run to the bathroom and suddenly it's like your butt is all 'HA HA TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!" Next time you're in a public restroom and you hear someone let loose a monstrous fart like that, give them a round of applause! Don't worry, they can't chase you! Ha ha ha! Who knows, maybe a fart like that will save the world, too!?

I would have liked extra fun and silly jollies throughout your lovely tale, but the party hearty farty was adorable.

17 POINTS have been adopted into your loving family.

K'SARIYA BESTOWS UPON US CELESTIAL BODIES WITH AGGITATED EXPRESSIONS!

I know this feeling. My hands tremble at these endings. I feel weak. Weak... from the feels.

You know, I've never played Majora's Mask, but that's silly moon is such a reference! Looking up and always seeing that would drive me a little crazy. Just a little. Maybe he just needs to have a bedtime story read to him. I'd suggest If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, but halfway through I would start making stuff up and finish it with my own ending. Like how the mouse would be given a time machine to battle the Nazis with a battle Mech and give him an addiction for chewing gum.

It was funny, but sadly on the short side with some text bits and just one picture. I wanted MORE! Aww, so much more! It would have been so sweet, but I hope next time you'll add more to the shower of nonsense though this was a good entryway into what I hope will entail an epic journey of your insanity into the humor section. It's a lovely thing to do and feel free to invite all your friends and family to come along! Cook hot dogs too! Wear something out of style! Do limbo! Sing a silly song!

Your efforts have earned you 9 POINTS! Have you chosen a silly song yet!?

FINAL TEAM RESULTS!!!

Agents of the Shadows gets 35 points in total!
Bulbasaur - 18
Cleobel - 17

Avalon Apostles gets 27 points in total!
Noblejanobii - 18
K'sariya - 9

The Sabotage Squadron gets 24 points in total!
arnisd - 24

The Order of the Sun gets 14 points in total!
evanfardreamer - 14