[PXFIRE] Humor and Nonsense

[Bulbasaur]

MUSICAL CHAIRS OF DEATH

Spoiler:

Once upon a time, there were plants.

That's not the time we're talking about, though. At the time we're talking about, there were carnivorous plants with vocal talent. Wow! So random and not taking from a prompt!

There was a group of ten of these plants that had a fraternity party. They were having a good time, doing what singing carnivorous plants do. Don't ask me what that would be; I'm not sure. Probably singing Cannibal Corpse songs or some other death metal music.

Suddenly, one of the plants (one named Jim) had an idea!

"Let's be vegetarians!" Jim said. Then he eliminated everyone's life with a random violin, ate them, and watched professional musical chairs on YouTube.

Just kidding. I'm not gonna slack off with this challenge like that.

"Let's play musical chairs... of death!" Jim exclaimed. The other plants looked at each other. They agreed this would be an extreme way to have fun, and you always need to be extreme at a fraternity party.

Jim, along with his friends Bob and Ed, went out to to Walmart to buy nine chairs. Another plant, named Evan, hired a Jigglypuff choir to play the music for them. The six other plants waited eagerly to play what they referred to as "a lit game of musical chairs".

A Jigglypuff choir showed up about thirty minutes later to sing for the happy (and probably drunk) plants with chairs. The Jigglypuff sang the latest hit some from their repertoire, and the plants joined in:


Jiggly-jigglepuff!
Jig, jiggly-jigglepuff!
Puff, jig-puff, jig-puff!
Puff, ji-


And as the Jigglypuff choir stopped singing, the plants rushed to claim a chair. Jim was the last plant standing, since he was the one that planned this stupid thing. KARMA!

Now, here's where the twist came with musical chairs. Every plant that was eliminated had to play a musical instrument with the Jigglypuff choir. However, these musical instruments would possess you if you played badly or out of tune! Don't ask me how they got these, but my guess is this: Not at Walmart.

So Jim picked up a trumpet. Luckily, he was a good trumpet player in his school's ensemble, so he played in tune with the choir and the other plants for round two.


-jig-puff, jig-puff!
Jiiiiiiii-gglypuff!
Jiii-


Sorry, my memory sucks. Jim actually got possessed. Oh crap, the Jigglypuff weren't actually done yet! My bad; keep it going!


iiiii-gglypuff!
Pu-


So the plants scrambled again. James was the last plant standing, but he refused to play instruments. So in protest, he went over to a Jigglypuff and ate it, causing it to respawn at its house. The other Jigglypuff left in fright.

"So I guess we're done with musical chairs."

THE END