Corrupt a Wish

[Decagon]

Poster 1 makes a wish, Poster 2 grants the wish but messes with it in a way that Poster 1 didn't really want, then makes a wish. Poster 3 does the same and it continues.

I wish for carrots.

[MichaelXD]

You can have carrots, but you also have to eat broccoli.

I wish for a very peaceful day.

[ShadowJay]

But you have to go to a party.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Metal Gear Snivy]

(I remember this so much. THE FEELS.)

Granted, but it soon becomes pure.

I wish for a wish!

[ShadowJay]

You don't get one! *deletes your post*

I wish for a Sandwich.

[MichaelXD]

You need to eat real dinner instead.

I wish to stay inside and watch TV.

[Dragon Master Mike]

you may stay inside and watch TV, but you only get one channel.

I wish for infinite wishes

[MichaelXD]

You may have all your wishes, but they're not going to be as satisfying as it can be.

I wish for the days to elapse faster.

[Neptune's Disciple]

They do, but you're now old and wishing you had more time.

I wish for it to be Saturday already.

[MichaelXD]

Ok, I can make the Earth rotate faster for you, but Saturday will only be 17 hours 28 minutes and 44.456 seconds long. I don't think you want a day that short.

I wish to eat a good meal with friends only.