★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Scytherwolf]

Oh my...I deserve this I guess. I came online and saw my avatar/banner and literally laughed though, so I guess this is a "good" combo to get. XD

[Neo Emolga]

I smell trouble. It smells delicious!

And HAPPY THANKSGIVING, you peeps!

MASTER RNG hungers for chaos. It decides two of you would be essential ingredients and decides to pull...

NEO BEAUTIFLY as Beautifly and SHRUIKAN as Remoraid to the battlefield!

The INSANE COIN OF TRAVESTY has declared NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO BEAUTIFLY kicks things off with a Core Enforcer! But he just ends up chanting a pretend magic spell.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Trump Card! But it ends up being just a photo of the US President.

TURN TWO
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Reflect! It's mirror!
SHRUIKAN responds with Secret Power! It's the first normal damage strike on NEO BEAUTIFLY!

TURN THREE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts a Bolt Strike attack! But it turns out to be just a silly dance.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Wing Attack! But you kind of need wings to do that.

TURN FOUR
NEO BEAUTIFLY tries Shift Gear! But he realizes he's not driving a car right now.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Assurance! It's not very reassuring!

TURN FIVE
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Wonder Room! But they stop him before he puts up silly wallpaper.
SHRUIKAN attempts Endeavor! But it goes a little quiet.

TURN SIX
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Lick! But decides kicking a fish doesn't sound very tasty.
SHRUIKAN retaliates with Rock Slide! But he just makes a funny face trying to attempt it.

TURN SEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY uses Instruct! But SHRUIKAN doesn't feel like learning today.
SHRUIKAN uses Sacred Fire! He lights a candle!

TURN EIGHT
NEO BEAUTIFLY attacks with Uproar! But ends up just making a lot of noise.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But realizes he's got his holidays mixed up.

TURN NINE
NEO BEAUTIFLY unleashes Mist Ball! But it just gets things wet.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Drain Punch! Except he's got fins, not fists.

TURN TEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY strikes with Head Smash! It's just algebra...
SHRUIKAN uses Cross Poison! But it ends up just as an attempt to put soy sauce into Coca Cola.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO BEAUTIFLY attempts Assurance! But that's not assuring either!
SHRUIKAN attacks back with Flamethrower! It's a Super-Effective KO on NEO BEAUTIFLY!
Seriously, Remoraid can use it. XD

SHRUIKAN WINS!

@Shruikan, you've done it and accomplished my second butt-kicking! It's all up to you now!

[Neo Emolga]

While I wait for Shruikan's judgment of torment...!

PUBLIC NOTICE OF CALAMITY
(Devolution Battle Royale Patch 1.1 Notes)

It has occurred to us that several players are getting all the action and embarrassment and there are some who are just watching and aren't enjoying the humiliating fun! As a result, some of the RNG spirits have been fired for noncompliance, we decided to hire new prospective RNG spirits through our talent acquisition program. (we're changing the old system)

At Neo Emolga and Chakramaster Incorporated, we believe all players should have the privilege of being publically humiliated. Therefore, to celebrate the most anarchical and maniacal day of the year (Black Friday), tomorrow, all cooldowns are getting told to go fly a kite and EVERYONE IS GETTING THEIR BUTTOCKS YANKED INTO A BATTLE REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH OR HOW LITTLE YOU'VE BATTLED ALREADY. Besides being so much loony fun and colorful insanity, it's needed to transition things into the new format. I don't shop on Black Friday anyway and I still have plenty of alcohol remaining.

Also, here's how the new system will work after everyone has been pulverized by Black Friday.

"SEASON ONE" begins with everyone eligible for a battle, kind of like how things first started. And there is still only one battle a day. HOWEVER, once two people have been selected and have battled, they cannot be selected again for the rest of the Season. The Season will keep going until everyone has battled and has had their chance to be battle-paired with another eligible goofball. If there are any players left remaining at the end (from having an odd number of players left), they don't battle that season, BUT THEY CAN BET THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S PANTIES they will battle first in the next one. So for example:

SEASON ONE

1. Cinderella
2. Rapunzel
3. Ariel
4. Merida
5. Belle

So if Cinderella and Ariel battle each other one Day 1 and Rapunzel and Merida battle each other on Day 2, that leaves poor Belle all alone, but to make up for it, Belle is GUARANTEED to battle first in Season Two to make sure she suffers also. Simple!

Also, if you get egged, that will last for the reason of the Season rather than last a week. When the new season begins, you'll hatch into one of your backup lines if you still have some.

If you have any questions, feel free to poke me. Just not too hard, I'm not the Pillsbury Doughboy!

@Chakramaster @ARandomTool @Scytherwolf @Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan @arnisd @Noblejanobii @sammy0295 @Bulbasaur

[Shruikan]

@Neo Beautifly Well, I was going to be nice and just go with the devolution if/when I eventually won a round, but my strategic side has been pokeing me that I have a 50% chance to knock off two evelution levels with the randomiser wheel, while only a 1 in 6 chance of having no gain whatsoever, so I'm going to spin the wheel of misfortune! (Plus I need the badge for my hoard)

[Neo Emolga]

@Neo Beautifly Well, I was going to be nice and just go with the devolution if/when I eventually won a round, but my strategic side has been pokeing me that I have a 50% chance to knock off two evelution levels with the randomiser wheel, while only a 1 in 6 chance of having no gain whatsoever, so I'm going to spin the wheel of misfortune! (Plus I need the badge for my hoard)

But I want the badge for MY hoard!

Urf... not again!

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vikavolt (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Lurantis (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Kirlia (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Goomy (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Chinchou (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Meloetta Aria Forme (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Inverted Colours
Theme #2: ALL the special effects
Theme #3: Dittos
Theme #4: Missingno
Theme #5: Beauty product advert

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Everything's going according to plan
Usertitle #2: MUSHROOMS AND MONGOOSES
Usertitle #3: Magikarp Master
Usertitle #4: "What could go wrong" they said
Usertitle #5: And my Vuvuzela!

Okay, I might not have been able to get ALL the special effects in there (Photoshop seriously has an infinite number of them that can be used in an endless amount of setting configurations), but there's a ludicrous amount of them in this one (the text and the Vikavolt itself have every darn layer style possible active!). As you can imagine, it makes it look tacky as all hell. XD

ThAnKs So MuCh FoR tHaT! @.@

[Neo Emolga]

AnD YoU thOUghT yOU weRE saFe Ha aH HAa HAAHa No.



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to pull all ten of us goons into battle, starting with...

SHRUIKAN as Remoraid and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!

The LAUGHING COIN OF MADNESS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens with Metal Burst! Truth is he just shook a soda can too hard.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Well there you have it folks, a Super-Effective OHKO on the opening turn! :O

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

@Scytherwolf, you win the first of today's insanity Black Friday battles! It's up to you to decide what happens to Shruikan now!

[Scytherwolf]

AnD YoU thOUghT yOU weRE saFe Ha aH HAa HAAHa No.



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to pull all ten of us goons into battle, starting with...

SHRUIKAN as Remoraid and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!

The LAUGHING COIN OF MADNESS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens with Metal Burst! Truth is he just shook a soda can too hard.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Well there you have it folks, a Super-Effective OHKO on the opening turn! :O

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

@Scytherwolf, you win the first of today's insanity Black Friday battles! It's up to you to decide what happens to Shruikan now!

Oh you know what happens. WHEEL IT IS.

[Neo Emolga]

ThE daRK FeaST ConTinUEs...



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It now decides to share its insanity by bringing...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and BULBASAUR as Mega Houndoom to the battlefield!

The DOOMWEAVER COIN OF NIGHTMARES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR makes his opening strike Ice Burn! But it's really just Icy Hot.
ARNISD responds with Electric Terrain! It strikes BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR retaliates with Bolt Strike! But he just makes a funny face instead!
ARNISD attacks with Pollen Puff! He just ends up blowing dandelion seeds everywhere!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cross Poison! But it's really just spoiled milk.
ARNISD strikes back with Icicle Spear! But it melts before he can put it together!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR tries out a Psycho Shift! But it was really just another crazy dream.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But all he really ends up doing is jumping in rain puddles.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twineedle! He just ends up pretending to be a Beedrill.
ARNISD attacks back with Octazooka! But he just face-plants instead.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he ends up just hiding in the shade.
ARNISD attacks with Floral Healing! But rubbing his skin with rose petals doesn't seem to do very much.

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Frost Breath! But it's really just the result of him chewing too much mint gum.
ARNISD tries Draco Meteor! But he just throws a rock and mutters something in a funny language.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Toxic Thread! He just shows us an angry conversation on the League of Legends forum!
ARNISD strikes with Rototiller! But he just spins around like a silly sap.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Facade! It strikes ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!
ARNISD retaliates with Ally Switch! But he has no friends to use as a living shield!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Will-O-Wisp! It results in a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, counting as the second strike against him!
ARNISD attacks with Strength Sap! But he just flails his little flipper arms around!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But it's just another funny face-plant.
ARNISD attacks with Double Hit! But it's just more flipper arm flailing!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Follow Me! But ARNISD doesn't feel like chasing him.
ARNISD tries Feint! He makes a funny face and does something goofy with his hands!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But he just throws a bunch of fall foliage around.
ARNISD attacks with Flying Press! But he just jumps around and claps his hands.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks back with an Endure! It hits ARNISD for the second normal-damage strike!
ARNISD strikes out with Mega Kick! It strikes BULBASAUR for the third and final normal-damage strike!

ARNISD WINS!

@arnisd, you win battle #2! What kind of insanity would you like to unleash upon your friend Bulbasaur now!? ;P

[Bulbasaur]

ThE daRK FeaST ConTinUEs...



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It now decides to share its insanity by bringing...

ARNISD as Mega Ampharos and BULBASAUR as Mega Houndoom to the battlefield!

The DOOMWEAVER COIN OF NIGHTMARES has declared BULBASAUR strikes first!

TURN ONE
BULBASAUR makes his opening strike Ice Burn! But it's really just Icy Hot.
ARNISD responds with Electric Terrain! It strikes BULBASAUR for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
BULBASAUR retaliates with Bolt Strike! But he just makes a funny face instead!
ARNISD attacks with Pollen Puff! He just ends up blowing dandelion seeds everywhere!

TURN THREE
BULBASAUR attacks with Cross Poison! But it's really just spoiled milk.
ARNISD strikes back with Icicle Spear! But it melts before he can put it together!

TURN FOUR
BULBASAUR tries out a Psycho Shift! But it was really just another crazy dream.
ARNISD uses Muddy Water! But all he really ends up doing is jumping in rain puddles.

TURN FIVE
BULBASAUR strikes with Twineedle! He just ends up pretending to be a Beedrill.
ARNISD attacks back with Octazooka! But he just face-plants instead.

TURN SIX
BULBASAUR attacks with Shadow Sneak! But he ends up just hiding in the shade.
ARNISD attacks with Floral Healing! But rubbing his skin with rose petals doesn't seem to do very much.

TURN SEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Frost Breath! But it's really just the result of him chewing too much mint gum.
ARNISD tries Draco Meteor! But he just throws a rock and mutters something in a funny language.

TURN EIGHT
BULBASAUR attacks with Toxic Thread! He just shows us an angry conversation on the League of Legends forum!
ARNISD strikes with Rototiller! But he just spins around like a silly sap.

TURN NINE
BULBASAUR tries Facade! It strikes ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!
ARNISD retaliates with Ally Switch! But he has no friends to use as a living shield!

TURN TEN
BULBASAUR attacks with Will-O-Wisp! It results in a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE strike, counting as the second strike against him!
ARNISD attacks with Strength Sap! But he just flails his little flipper arms around!

TURN ELEVEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But it's just another funny face-plant.
ARNISD attacks with Double Hit! But it's just more flipper arm flailing!

TURN TWELVE
BULBASAUR uses Follow Me! But ARNISD doesn't feel like chasing him.
ARNISD tries Feint! He makes a funny face and does something goofy with his hands!

TURN THIRTEEN
BULBASAUR strikes with Razor Leaf! But he just throws a bunch of fall foliage around.
ARNISD attacks with Flying Press! But he just jumps around and claps his hands.

TURN FOURTEEN
BULBASAUR attacks back with an Endure! It hits ARNISD for the second normal-damage strike!
ARNISD strikes out with Mega Kick! It strikes BULBASAUR for the third and final normal-damage strike!

ARNISD WINS!

@arnisd, you win battle #2! What kind of insanity would you like to unleash upon your friend Bulbasaur now!? ;P

[arnisd]

Random wheels~

And don't worry friend, 1 in 5 chance you won't loose an evolution stage through them