★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

At Neo Emolga and Chakramaster Inc, we scare because we care.

MASTER RNG decide to celebrate paying his credit card late by dragging in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Comfey and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Vibrava to the battlefield! Note like any other options are available!
@ARandomTool @Voltaire Magneton

The TACTICAL MAYHEM COIN OF HEAVY ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts things off with Constrict! But he doesn't know how to tie a lasso!
ARANDOMTOOL opens with Stored Power! Looks like he forgot to stock up!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Snatch! But he remembers Santa's watching.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Frenzy Plant! But pouring Red Bull on a Venus fly trap doesn't seem to work.

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Razor Shell! But the one he got is smooth and shiny!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Substitute! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Luster Purge! He makes it all grimy and nasty instead!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Heart Swap! But that would require pretty intense surgery!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Defog! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Roar! But it just sounds all cute and squeaky instead.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Flash Cannon! But launching a strobe light with a t-shirt launcher proves ineffective!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Curse! But it gets blocked out by the profanity filter!

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Grudge! But he's not feeling that Monday morning sensation!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Confide! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Lava Plume! But it's really just a science fair experiment with mint Mentos and diet coke.
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Smokescreen! And now everyone thinks someone in the audience farted.

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Pound! He founds there's plenty of puppies and kittens up for adoption!
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Poison Fang! But he's not up for taking a bite out of fruitcake dressed as a vampire.

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Sketch! But he only gets the scribbles down.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Assist! But he's more about wanting points to his name.

TURN ELEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Tri Attack! But he finds throwing a musical triangle not very combat effective.
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Laser Focus! But candy-influenced sugar rush makes it hard to concentrate.

TURN TWELVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Payback! But his wallet seems a little dry.
ARANDOMTOOL tries Zen Headbutt! And then he tries Tylenol extra strength for that headache!

TURN THIRTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Muddy Water! He jumps up and down in a puddle!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Light Screen! It results in the 3rd and final regular-damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

ARandomTool, as the new host of the hit series Holiday Torture Fun Time, you decide how our lucky contestant Voltaire Magneton gets to be traumatized! It's holiday fun for the whole family!

[ARandomTool]

Though I have them to thank for this powerful form, I require VENGANCE! It'll be the wheels for him! Her. Them. Yes.

[Neo Emolga]

Though I have them to thank for this powerful form, I require VENGANCE! It'll be the wheels for him! Her. Them. Yes.

Irony laughs heartedly. XD

Children, this is what havoc looks like! Take notes!

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti


And now this is what cruelty looks like! >XD

And ouch. Wow. Google image searching vandalism sure gets you a lot of downright depressing stuff. o.o

[Neo Emolga]

Woo-hoo, and this is the anarchy that awaits us next season! All starting tomorrow! Don't miss a single episode! DVR it if you have to!

SEASON 4

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS BELLOSSOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS CLAWITZER
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS DUNSPARCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS ALOLAN NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS MIMIKYU
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS VIKAVOLT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR:AS NINETALES
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Voltaire Magneton]

LMAO I feel so vandalized K E K

Lets go Season 4 I wanna roll the wheel again !!

[Neo Emolga]

I have an important announcement!

...

...

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

MASTER RNG celebrates a pajama party by pulling in...

SAMMY0295 as Vikavolt and ARNISD as Ampharos to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @arnisd

The EU-CERTIFIED COIN OF JET-POWERED GINGERBREAD MEN has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with a Zen Headbutt! He bonks his own head extra hard!
SAMMY0295 starts with Bolt Strike! It's a riveting experience!

TURN TWO
ARNISD uses Aurora Beam! But it's really his melted crayon creation.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Air Slash! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN THREE
ARNISD tries Heal Order! A miscommunication gets him lots of extra shoe components!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Kinesis! But she really just daydreams!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD strikes with Fire Pledge! But Smoky the Bear pokes him for that.
SAMMY0295 tries Night Daze! But once again she's reminded of why not to drink coffee at midnight.

TURN FIVE
ARNISD uses Crafty Shield! But he finds his homemade cosplay not quite as effective.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Stockpile! Only to find it's empty!

TURN SIX
ARNISD attacks with Brine! But it's been a while since he's been to the beach.
SAMMY0295 tries Endeavor! But a sudden bite of laziness kicks in.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD strikes with Dragon Hammer! But he realizes Home Depot doesn't carry those.
SAMMY0295 uses Hyper Voice! Only to find her megaphone is out of batteries.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD tries Tail Glow! But dipping his tail in the goopy mix of a 100-broken glow sticks is more comical than effective.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mat Block! But trying to use a carpet as a shield just looks funny.

TURN NINE
ARNISD uses Bullet Punch! But he gets interrupted by the NRA asking for donations.
SAMMY0295 tries Fiery Dance! But she forgot her lighter.

TURN TEN
ARNISD tries Power Swap! But decides he doesn't want to trade his Charizard card after all.
SAMMY0295 uses Psychic Terrain! But feels she might need more interior decorating experience first.

TURN ELEVEN
ARNISD uses Cotton Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Mega Punch! But she only spikes the fruit punch bowl with Red Bull.

TURN TWELVE
ARNISD tries Skull Bash! He wrecks Guzma in a rap battle!
SAMMY0295 uses Ice Fang! But putting on vampire fangs while chewing minty fresh gum doesn't work as an alternative.

TURN THIRTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Hypnosis! But no one's getting sleepy.
SAMMY0295 tries Psywave! But it's just another daydream!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Magnet Rise! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Leech Seed! But then decides she doesn't want gardening responsibilities.

TURN FIFTEEN
ARNISD uses Taunt! But his Matrix-style "come here" wave just gets eyes rolling.
SAMMY0295 tries Thunder Shock! But it gets her a lot of static cling instead.

TURN SIXTEEN
ARNISD attacks with Detect! But he doesn't sense anything in the Force!
SAMMY0295 tries Psychic Fangs! Well, at least she imagines it well.

TURN SEVENTEEN
ARNISD unleashes Leer! But he just wears a funny smile!
SAMMY0295 uses Shock Wave! But it's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, counting as a 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN EIGHTEEN
ARNISD uses Shore Up! But it's a long drive to the beach!
SAMMY0295 tries Frenzy Plant! She decides to go nuts gardening after all!

TURN NINETEEN
ARNISD attacks with Plasma Fists! But he figures that might get him on the FBI wanted list.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Self-Destruct! But she forgot where the detonator button is.

TURN TWENTY
ARNISD uses Electrify! But it would short-circuit his Christmas light display.
SAMMY0295 uses Bonemerang! But that Marowak doesn't want her to borrow it.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
ARNISD tries Crabhammer! Turns out Home Depot doesn't have that one in stock either.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Spider Web! But she already vacuumed everything clean!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
ARNISD unleashes Parabolic Charge! But he doesn't feel like doing the math today.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nuzzle! It's not as cute as she thought it would be.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
ARNISD strikes with Double Team! It lands the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

ARNISD WINS!

It's now your party, amigo! Select what fine festivities await! Remember, service with a smile!

[arnisd]

Well either of us almost won with just having the opponent hit him/herself. So close :p
Spind dem wheels though

[Neo Emolga]

Well either of us almost won with just having the opponent hit him/herself. So close :p
Spind dem wheels though

Do you hear what I hear? Why, this also means you win your Nefarious Anarchist badge! And you're the first one to do it!

It's like getting coal for being on Santa's naughty list but figuring out how to turn it into diamonds. ;)

ARNISD RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride

And it's another Dunsparce! Yeah, I'm not crazy about that thing either... >.<

[Neo Emolga]

THE SAVAGERY! You know you crave it!

MASTER RNG chooses YOU, by selecting and yanking in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim and CHAKRAMASTER as Clawitzer to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Chakramaster

The PEPPERMINT COIN OF COMMANDO UNICORNS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with a Spiky Shield! But it's too prickly even for him!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Volt Tackle! But she can't get her generator to start!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER uses Scald! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Return! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Confuse Ray! But he doesn't understand how it works!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stockpile! Only to find everything was stolen by Pachirisus!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Assurance! But he doesn't feel very assured about it!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Synthesis! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book! You decide what kind of loony adventure happens to Chakramaster now!

Also, if you Wheel him, you get your Nefarious Anarchist badge, also! Decisions, decisions!

[Scytherwolf]

YES! THE WHEEL IT IS!