★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Because this circus still goes on!

MASTER RNG, in his greasy Santa suit, yanks...

ARANDOMTOOL as Turtwig and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Voltaire Magneton

The FEATHERY COIN OF PIRATE HAMSTERS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Cosmic Power! Or maybe he's still dreaming!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Icicle Spear! But it melted over a year ago!

TURN TWO
ARANDOMTOOL tries Rototiller! He spins around in a circle!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Play Nice! As expected, that doesn't do anything!

TURN THREE
ARANDOMTOOL uses Safeguard! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Clanging Scales! But no one appreciates his jingle bell lizard costume!

TURN FOUR
ARANDOMTOOL tries Frenzy Plant! He still hasn't figured out pouring Red Bull on plants doesn't do anything!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Aura Sphere! It comes out as a funky shaky dance!

TURN FIVE
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Flame Charge! Or he would have if it wouldn't roast him extra-crispy.
VOLTIARE MAGNETON tries Heart Swap! But he's convinced he's not the same blood type as ARANDOMTOOL!

TURN SIX
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Secret Sword! Must be a pretty good secret because it never comes out!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Bulk Up! But no, he doesn't even lift, bro.

TURN SEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL tries Soak! But his water gun arsenal seems to be MIA!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Revenge! But he's not angry enough!

TURN EIGHT
ARANDOMTOOL uses Acupressure! But he doesn't want to get all touchy-feely.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Cut! But he still can't find those scissors!

TURN NINE
ARANDOMTOOL tries Electro Ball! But he can't find a basketball with a power cord!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Heavy Slam! But he thinks that's something on a McDonald's menu!

TURN TEN
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Meditate! But his mental to-do list makes it tricky!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Acrobatics! But jumping and spinning doesn't quite count.

TURN ELEVEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Bone Rush! Unfortunately the only bones he could use were thrown out with the Thanksgiving leftovers!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Light Screen! But his shiny window pane doesn't hold promise.

TURN TWELVE
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Sonic Boom! But playing the Street Fighter II Guile theme doesn't quite help him with that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Lunar Dance! But waiting until nighttime seems counter-productive!

TURN THIRTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL uses Silver Wind! He spits a mouthful of glitter!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Bullet Seed! But his watermelons are out of season!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Take Down! But he feels that might make him lose his breakfast.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! Just his imagination again!

TURN FIFTEEN
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Simple Beam! You think it would have been easy!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Toxic! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on ARANDOMTOOL!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!

You go boy. It's ya birthday!

Well, you've already Wheeled Mr Tool and you can't evolve. Also, he's on his basic stage so... EGGED!

(Kinda glad I didn't put too much effort on that Turtwig set as it only lasted less than an hour! I actually bet no one even saw it! XD)