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MASTER RNG wears a funny party hat with stars, rainbows, unicorns, and yanks...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Dunsparce and SHRUIKAN as Alolan Ninetales to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Shruikan

The ANGELIC COIN OF SPICY BURRITOS has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON kicks things off with Snore! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN starts up with Lunar Dance! But Sunny Midday Dance just doesn't work as a substitute!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Bug Bite! He takes a big one but doesn't find them to be very tasty!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Trump Card! But he quickly stashes it before it ruins his Twitter account!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Spiky Shield! But he has trouble picking up his porcupine!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Sweet Scent! But baking cookies takes a little while!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Tri Attack! But trying to hurt SHRUIKAN with geometry proves difficult!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dynamic Punch! It's another paw love tap!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Earth Power! But he's disappointed to find he's not a Planeteer!
SHRUIKAN tries Fire Fang! But he's wary about how hot Carolina Reaper peppers get.

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Iron Head! But wearing a Pittsburg Steelers football helmet doesn't have the same effect!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Flare Blitz! He almost gets it, but he's the wrong type of Ninetales!

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Dig! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Iron Tail! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Swift! He writes a really gnarly program for macOS!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Captivate! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Horn Attack! But the costume unicorn one he has just goes squish under pressure!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Fairy Lock! But locking Tinkerbell in the closet seems cruel!

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dark Void! But SHRUIKAN knows better than to look at Facebook political debates!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Hold Hands! But VOLTAIRE MAGNETON does have any and he has paws!

TURN ELEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Rest! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON WINS!


Holy popping popsicles, that was close and intense! Nice match!

It's up to you, Voltaire! Devolve or Wheel?