Let's get some funky fresh mayhem going!


MASTER RNG makes a toot with his horn and draws in...

NEO EMOLGA as Bellossom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf

The MINTY FRESH COIN OF TRANSFORMING CANDY CANES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN ONE
NEO EMOLGA kicks things off with Mud Sport! But he doesn't associate with pigs!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Sacred Fire! But it gets mixed up with "Scared Fire" and runs away!

TURN TWO
NEO EMOLGA uses Ice Shard! But then he used that up to keep his drink cold!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Metronome! But that gets mixed up with Metro Gnome and it runs away using the subway!

TURN THREE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Aerial Ace! But he totally forgot those pilot lessons from years ago!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Sludge Bomb! But she doesn't like handling gross explosives!

TURN FOUR
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Spark! But he can't find an outlet anywhere in the arena!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Explosion! She decides she doesn't like explosives in general!

TURN FIVE
NEO EMOLGA attempts Thousand Arrows! He draws a bunch of them but then decides it's going to take a long time!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Copycat! She decides drawing arrows seems like a waste of time, also.

TURN SIX
NEO EMOLGA uses Healing Wish! He decides it's probably better to just get a medical license.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Strength! But she decides maybe taking a weight-lifting class would be a good idea for a New Year's Resolution.

TURN SEVEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Imprison! But he didn't bring a cage large enough for that!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Return! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN EIGHT
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Lunge! But he doesn't want to end up flat on his face!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Ascent! But she's never heard of that perfume before!

TURN NINE
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Poison Fang! Unfortunately those didn't survive the post-Halloween disposal.
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Worry Seed! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

TURN TEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Dragon Breath! But he prefers minty fresh breath instead.
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Sludge! But she decides going to the toxic waste dump for that isn't worth it.

TURN ELEVEN
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Chatter! But he runs out of things to say!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Hidden Power! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against NEO EMOLGA!

TURN TWELVE
NEO EMOLGA uses Role Play! But he doesn't know what characters he's supposed to portray!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Stomp! But it ends up as just a tap dance!

TURN THIRTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Guard Swap! But he didn't have a shield to begin with!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Seed Bomb! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!

TURN FOURTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Rock Tomb! But he only has pebbles to work with!
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Signal Beam! But they already used it to alert Batman!

TURN FIFTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Reversal! He goes backwards!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Photon Geyser! But she stops for a moment and doesn't recall what that looks like.

TURN SIXTEEN
NEO EMOLGA uses Constrict! But he left all his rope at home!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Heal Bell! But all it does is make a cute jingle!

TURN SEVENTEEN
NEO EMOLGA attempts Stored Power! Turns out... it was empty!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Charm! She just wears a cute face!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NEO EMOLGA tries Thunder Punch! But he can't even get a static touch going!
SCYTHERWOLF uses Camouflage! But it turns out pink and yellow is pretty easy to see!

TURN NINETEEN
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dazzling Gleam! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!


NEO EMOLGA WINS!


Holy craps tables, that was close as heck! And yeah, I was a little concerned knowing what losing to you would entail. Yet another dismal round of Gloom right in time for Christmas. XP

Sorry, hun, but you get my Wheel today. Enjoy it, you're the first to try it out!