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MASTER RNG, doing a silly tap dance, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Bagon and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @Scytherwolf

The SLEEPY COIN OF SLEEPY SLEEPIES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Amnesia! But she forgets how that goes again.
BULBASAUR opens up with Rage! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Brine! But the water is cold this time of year...
BULBASAUR unleashes Freeze Shock! Turns out using jumper cables on ice cubes doesn't do much.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Quick Attack! Problem is she tossed that for Extreme Speed.
BULBASAUR attempts Psywave! It was working great until he woke up.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Double Slap! But it turns out to be more like Double Love Tap.
BULBASAUR tries Buzzy Buzz! But he stopped pretending to be a bumblebee back in preschool.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Brave Bird! But she's a bit too chicken to try that.
BULBASAUR attacks with Perish Song! But he forgets how the lyrics go.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Rototiller! But I'll admit to not knowing what pray tell that is either.

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bite! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR strikes with Lunge! But he feels that might make him sick to his stomach.

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Acid Armor! But she doesn't know where to start when it comes to putting it on!
BULBASAUR attacks with Worry Seed! But instead he got sunflower seeds to munch on.

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Moonblast! But she isn't sure how to get her dynamite up there.
BULBASAUR uses Photon Geyser! But nothing comes out of the hole he dug in the ground!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Focus Energy! But she can't concentrate with all the loud music playing!
BULBASAUR tries Psych Up! But it kind of gives him a headache thinking about it.

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Zippy Zap! But running an electrical charge through her jacket zipper seems rather silly.
BULBASAUR strikes with Retaliate! But he forget to swear revenge first!

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Dragon Ascent! She throws a Dragonite plushie into the sky!
BULBASAUR attempts Torment! But everyone sees through his homework pit trap!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Confusion! Ironically, she understands how it works but knows she can't do it herself.
BULBASAUR uses Bulk Up! But his duffle bag is stuffed and he can't fit another sock into it!

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Swallow! Hey, it was more polite than spitting it out!
BULBASAUR attacks with Natural Gift! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Sleep Talk! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!


Dang, another down to the wire match!

Well, you've got two choices! Devolving Bulbasaur Perma-eggs him out of the game, or you can Wheel him. Yeah, it's definitely a mercy test. :P