Welcome the magic with this special update!


MASTER RNG, wearing a dazzling new purple tuxedo, pulls in...

ARNISD as Druddigon and NOBLEJANOBII as Luvdisc to the battlefield!
@arnisd @Noblejanobii

The MERRY COIN OF NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE WITCHCRAFT has declared NOBLEJANOBII strikes first!

TURN ONE
NOBLEJANOBII kicks things off with Petal Dance! But she doesn't want to ruin her rose bouquet!
ARNISD opens with Fiery Dance! But he can't get his campfire to get in the groove!

TURN TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Healing Wish! But it looks like she'll need to resort to Band-Aids instead.
ARNISD strikes with Heart Swap! He exchanges Valentines!

TURN THREE
NOBLEJANOBII tries Vine Whip! But she gets it mixed up and uses her leather one to go all Indiana Jones on it.
ARNISD uses Tailwind! Turns out farting wasn't the way to do it.

TURN FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Trump Card! It causes the government to shut down!
ARNISD attempts Lick! He finds that cherry really is the best lollipop flavor!

TURN FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Roar! But it comes out as a cute little peep instead.
ARNISD tries Wish! But he can't get Jirachi to wake up!

TURN SIX
NOBLEJANOBII tries Bubble Beam! But using a laser on them causes them all to pop!
ARNISD attacks with Parabolic Charge! But he can't find the charger port on his math textbook!

TURN SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Rollout! She spreads the dough and cuts circles to make cookies!
ARNISD uses Heavy Slam! He nearly breaks the door off!

TURN EIGHT
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Body Slam! But that might make her lose her lunch...
ARNISD strikes with Crush Grip! He squishes a soda can in his claws!

TURN NINE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Arm Thrust! Might help if she had arms!
ARNISD attempts Struggle! But he's still got plenty of PP left over!

TURN TEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Aurora Veil! But she can't figure out how to get up there to wear it!
ARNISD uses Grass Knot! He makes a pretty bow with a reed!

TURN ELEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Circle Throw! She chucks a hula hoop into the action!
ARNISD attacks with Roar of Time! He shouts his watch display as loud as he can!

TURN TWELVE
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Spike Cannon! But she forget to put in some gunpowder!
ARNISD tries Glare! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN THIRTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Block! She throws a Rubik Cube into the action!
ARNISD strikes with Scratch! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

TURN FOURTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Double Team! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARNISD!
ARNISD tries Electric Terrain! But he can't find a place to plug it in!

TURN FIFTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Throat Chop! But she can only bump ARNISD on the neck!
ARNISD unleashes Solar Blade! But he's not sure how to turn the sunlight into a knife!

TURN SIXTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII tries Embargo! But she's not sure what to ban from entering into the country!
ARNISD attempts Will-O-Wisp! Turns out lighting a sparkler isn't quite the same thing.

TURN SEVENTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Detect! But she can't find what she's supposed to be looking for!
ARNISD uses Howl! He shouts at the moon but it doesn't reply!

TURN EIGHTEEN
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist Ball! But she can't get the water spray to stay put in a sphere shape!
ARNISD strikes with Morning Sun! But he's a late sleeper.

TURN NINETEEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Dragon Dance! But she doesn't really want to tango with ARNISD.
ARNISD unleashes Conversion 2. But he can't figure out how to make the sequel to alchemy.

TURN TWENTY
NOBLEJANOBII tries Roost! But surprise! Sitting around doesn't do very much...
ARNISD attempts Boomburst! He explodes a boombox to no effect!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
NOBLEJANOBII uses Aromatic Mist! But spraying Fabreeze just makes things smell nice.
ARNISD strikes with Wing Attack! He voraciously consumed some buffalo wings!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Relic Song! But she can't remember the lyrics!
ARNISD tries Infestation! But he already had Terminix deal with the problem!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Acrobatics! But she admits she's not a trapeze artist.
ARNISD uses Submission! He enters his contest entry!

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Aura Sphere! But she just has that funny Deerling in the headlights look.
ARNISD attacks with Revelation Dancer! But he can't find the instructions to any dance steps in the last book of the Bible.

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Sandstorm! But flinging a few grains around doesn't quite count...
ARNISD unleashes Fell Stinger! But he doesn't have a dagger to drop to the ground.

TURN TWENTY-SIX
NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Wood Hammer! But she only has one made of metal!
ARNISD tries Inferno! But he finds his propane tank went empty years ago.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Electrify! But that might mess up her phone.
ARNISD strikes with Smack Down! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NOBLEJANOBII!

ARNSID WINS!


Oof, haven't had a long one like that for a while!

Well dude, you can either devolve and egg her or you can Wheel her! What's on the menu for chaos today?