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    Alright here we go. How's this gonna go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
    Alright here we go. How's this gonna go?
    So far it's up to 45 turns with neither you nor Chakra landing anything on each other. That's the highest it's ever gone up to. @.@

    Next game definitely needs sudden death and stalemate rules. Oof. Last thing I'd want to see is a Unown vs Ditto match go on forever because they only know a single move. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
    So far it's up to 45 turns with neither you nor Chakra landing anything on each other. That's the highest it's ever gone up to. @.@

    Next game definitely needs sudden death and stalemate rules. Oof. Last thing I'd want to see is a Unown vs Ditto match go on forever because they only know a single move. :P
    Yeesh not a single hit? Woof you're gonna have to put that in spoiler tags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
    Yeesh not a single hit? Woof you're gonna have to put that in spoiler tags.
    Will do, and now up to turn 67. You landed one hit on Turn 47 with Covet. Everything else has been one whiff after another.

    Sorry folks, but we're definitely getting Sudden Death rules after this doozy. Holy effing cow, there's no way I'm doing this many again. >.<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
    Will do, and now up to turn 67. You landed one hit on Turn 47 with Covet. Everything else has been one whiff after another.

    Sorry folks, but we're definitely getting Sudden Death rules after this doozy. Holy effing cow, there's no way I'm doing this many again. >.<
    I think if you get to 100 turns you definitely should call it just for your own sanity. If @Chakramaster is okay with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noblejanobii View Post
    I think if you get to 100 turns you definitely should call it just for your own sanity. If @Chakramaster is okay with that

    MASTER RNG, hopping around like a kangaroo, lassos in...

    NOBLEJANOBII as Quilava and CHAKRAMASTER as Magikarp to the battlefield!
    @Noblejanobii @Chakramaster

    The DISCO COIN OF FUZZY SPRINKLE MUFFINS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

    (In spoilers because there's so many...)

    Spoiler:
    TURN ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Sweet Kiss! But he'd rather wait until Valentine's Day.
    NOBLEJANOBII starts up with X-Scissor! But gluing two scissors together doesn't seem to recreate the effect...

    TURN TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Draining Kiss! But he'd rather not give smooches to the bottom of his sink.
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Psybeam! Well, at least it worked in her daydream.

    TURN THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Mirror Coat! But he couldn't find any on L.L. Bean's website.
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Secret Sword! Seems like she might have hidden it too well!

    TURN FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Minimize! He puts his browser window to the taskbar!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Shadow Claw! She swipes at the darkness!

    TURN FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Cut! He uses his scissors on the dotted line to make a perfect tear!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Belly Drum! But that will probably give her an upset stomach.

    TURN SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Morning Sun! Problem is it's the afternoon already.
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Heal Block! But standing in the way of a speeding ambulance seems like a bad idea.

    TURN SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Zap Cannon! He blasts an old revolutionary war artillery with an electrical surge!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Poison Powder! But she's all out of anthrax!

    TURN EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Lava Plume! But his science fair volcano is all out of baking powder!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Sizzly Slide! But she never found one at the playground!

    TURN NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Guillotine! But the French Revolution ended years ago!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Feint Attack! But everyone catches on too quickly!

    TURN TEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Power Gem! But all he has is a Ring Pop.
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Horn Leech! But her unicorn costume doesn't have one with that feature!

    TURN ELEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Dragon Hammer! But those weren't for sale at the Home Depot.
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Iron Head! But that would be more than a headache to pull off.

    TURN TWELVE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Torment! He makes a voodoo doll and swings it around!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Hail! She waves hello to everyone!

    TURN THIRTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Smokescreen! But all that comes out is a fart.
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Mist! But her squirt bottle doesn't create enough of an effect!

    TURN FOURTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Leer! But he just makes a silly face.
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Dark Void! But she can't convince him to look at her Calculus book.

    TURN FIFTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Rock Blast! He shoots a boulder with a rocket launcher!
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Stomp! But it results in just a toe tap!

    TURN SIXTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Rage! But he's feeling quite peaceful today.
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Astonish! But she's surprised she forgot how it works!

    TURN SEVENTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Iron Head! But the helmet he intended on using was too heavy!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Fleur Cannon! But then she realizes it was supposed to shoot flowers, not be made of them!

    TURN EIGHTEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Night Daze! But he hasn't had any alcohol today!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Sonic Boom! But she can't convince Guile to help her out!

    TURN NINETEEN
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Boomburst! But he's all out of balloons!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Venom Drench! She sprays Venom with a hose before Spider-man can get to him!

    TURN TWENTY
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Defog! But it's already a clear day!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Spikes! But she grew out of her porcupine costume!

    TURN TWENTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Muddy Water! But it's all ice at this point!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Super Fang! But she can't find any superhero vampires!

    TURN TWENTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Rest! But he just guzzled down a Red Bull!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Slack Off! But she believes in hard work paying off!

    TURN TWENTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Stun Spore! But he's afraid that'll trigger his allergies!
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Liquidation! She sells her shares of stock for cash!

    TURN TWENTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Waterfall! But he can't even find a fountain to work with!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Roar of Time! She shouts the readout on her watch as loud as possible!

    TURN TWENTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Peck! But it just turns into a nose nudge!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Absorb! She uses a sponge to soak up all the water!

    TURN TWENTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Barrier! But he doesn't have enough Legos to build a wall!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Tail Glow! But breaking open glow sticks on her butt doesn't recreate the effect!

    TURN TWENTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Synchronoise! But his instruments are all out of tune!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Multi-Attack! But she can't figure out how to clone herself!

    TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Stored Power! Only to find his closet was empty!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Iron Defense! But it was too heavy for her to carry!

    TURN TWENTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Earthquake! But bouncing up and down doesn't create any tremors.
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Spectral Thief! But stealing from ghosts seems kinda hard!

    TURN TWENTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Sunsteel Strike! But he hasn't been to the sun lately!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Psycho Shift! She goes crazy making her car shift gears constantly!

    TURN THIRTY
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Detect! But he can't find anything wrong!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Silver Wind! She throws glitter into a breeze!

    TURN THIRTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Transform! But he just does a funky breakdance move!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Withdraw! She folds her cards at the poker table!

    TURN THIRTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Oblivion Wing! Except he left his paper cutout wings at home.
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Surf! But she hasn't waxed her surfboard yet!

    TURN THIRTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Frost Breath! But chewing on a wad of peppermint gum doesn't work!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Trump Card! But it's incompatible with her Nancy Pelosi Card!

    TURN THIRTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Misty Terrain! But he can't get the sprinklers to work!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Revelation Dancer! But she forgot how the steps go!

    TURN THIRTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Sleep Powder! But he finds outs he got it mixed up with baby powder instead!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Dragon Dance! But she can't convince a Flygon to do the tango with her!

    TURN THIRTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Aqua Tail! But he just slashes around a bit.
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Aqua Ring! She pours water in a circle!

    TURN THIRTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Spacial Rend! But he just looks totally bewildered.
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Blaze Kick! But she doesn't want to set her foot on fire.

    TURN THIRTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Hydro Pump! But his water main has frozen over!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Struggle! But she still has plenty of PP left!

    TURN THIRTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Swift! But he just throws paper stars everywhere.
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Rock Polish! She gives a few pebbles a nice shining!

    TURN FORTY
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Absorb! He uses a mop to clean the area!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Spacial Rend! But even Google doesn't know how to do that.

    TURN FORTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Mimic! But he really can't stand mimes.
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Fissure! But she can't even get a crack in the ground going.

    TURN FORTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Acupressure! But he has trouble doing that with fins!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Chatter! But she's not up for talking a whole lot.

    TURN FORTY-THREE
    CHAKAMASTER attempts Flamethrower! But his is all out of gasoline!
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Defend Order! But the guy at the Drive-Thru tells her that's not on the menu.

    TURN FORTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Vacuum Wave! He waves hello to his Dyson Ball!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Zen Headbutt! But she's not sure if she needs to burn incense first!

    TURN FORTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Fly! But flopping around doesn't get him off the ground!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Secret Sword! But she can't remember where she put it!

    TURN FORTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Focus Energy! But he's distracted by a YouTube video!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Pollen Puff! But she finds out their just cheese doodles!

    TURN FORTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Psyshock! But then he suddenly wakes up!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Covet! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

    TURN FORTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Sleep Powder! But he remembers he only brought baby powder along!
    NOBLEJANOBI strikes with Vacuum Wave! She waves hello to her Dyson Ball!

    TURN FORTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Mud-Slap! He gives that dirty puddle a good whapping!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Low Sweep! She brushes the floor with her broom!

    TURN FIFTY
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Psych Up! But he just can't get energized.
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Wide Guard! But she can't fit it through the doorway!

    TURN FIFTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Petal Dance! He flops around in a flowerbed!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Stealth Rock! But she can't find her ninja stone anywhere!

    TURN FIFTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Trump Card! But he's concerned about what it might do to his Twitter account.
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Dragon Dance! But that Flygon still doesn't want to tango!

    TURN FIFTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Acrobatics! But he can't grab onto a trapeze bar!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Tearful Look! She sprays saline all over her face!

    TURN FIFTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Facade! But he just has a goofy look on his face!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Entrainment! But he just flops around as a dance!

    TURN FIFTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Sacred Fire! He sprays holy water all over his candles!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Electrify! But her generator is out of gas!

    TURN FIFTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Draining Kiss! He gives the bottom of the sink a big smooch!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Psystrike! Well at least it looked good in her imagination!

    TURN FIFTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mud Sport! But he just flops around in a puddle!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Sparkly Swirl! She spins around with sparklers in her hands!

    TURN FIFTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Phantom Force! But he can't get the ghosts to cooperate!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Bide! But she doesn't know what to wait around for!

    TURN FIFTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Signal Beam! But it's already being used to summon Batman!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Dragon Dance! And the Flygon says no again!

    TURN SIXTY
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Bestow! But he doesn't know what to give her!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Thief! But she remembered that stealing is bad!

    TURN SIXTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Triple Kick! But he can't even pull the first one off!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Venom Drench! She soaks Venom with some more water!

    TURN SIXTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Superpower! But he needs more than just a cape.
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Play Rough! But she just took a shower and doesn't want to get dirty!

    TURN SIXTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Will-O-Wisp! But his fireflies all run away!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Thunder Wave! She waves hello to the stormy skies overhead!

    TURN SIXTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Dragon Dance! But the Flygon doesn't want to dance with him either.
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Brave Bird! But she's feeling a little too chicken to try that.

    TURN SIXTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Rock Slide! But it's too heavy to bring to the playground!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Bubble Beam! But they fall freeze over too quickly!

    TURN SIXTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Energy Ball! He crumples a can of Monster into a sphere!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Mind Blown! She reads about some crazy fact online!

    TURN SIXTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Scratch! But he doesn't want to mess up his record!
    NOBLEJANOBI unleashes Haze! But her fog machine is out of juice!

    TURN SIXTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Zing Zap! But he can't find a single Zing to electrocute!
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Future Sight! But her Magic 8 Ball tells her to try again later.

    TURN SIXTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER attempts Recover! But he's fallen and he can't get up!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Aeroblast! She puffs wildly at the air!

    TURN SEVENTY
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Grass Knot! He ties up a strand of hay!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Iron Defense! But it was too heavy to bring along!

    TURN SEVENTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Spiky Shield! But there's no cactus to take cover behind!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Ice Fang! But she forget to put her vampire fangs in the freezer last night!

    TURN SEVENTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Multi-Attack! But he can't figure out how to clone himself!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Zap Cannon! But hers only takes normal cannon balls!

    TURN SEVENTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Spore! But he's afraid of triggering his allergies!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Rest! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

    TURN SEVENTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Roar of Time! But he doesn't have a watch with him!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Muddy Water! But it has all turned to ice!

    TURN SEVENTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Entrainment! But he just flops and rolls around again!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Sludge! But she doesn't want to get her hands dirty!

    TURN SEVENTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Water Shuriken! But it turns into a puddle before he can throw it!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Echoed Voice! But she just repeats herself!

    TURN SEVENTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Bone Rush! But he can't get them to get up and move around!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Aurora Veil! But she can't seem to cover herself with it!

    TURN SEVENTY-EIGHT
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Core Enforcer! But he can't find it anywhere!
    NOBLEJANOBII attempts Aeroblast! But she just puffs at the air again!

    TURN SEVENTY-NINE
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Fury Cutter! He shreds a newspaper up with scissors!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Recover! But she's fallen and she can't get up!

    TURN EIGHTY
    CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Strength! But no, he doesn't lift, bro.
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Hyperspace Hole! But she can't even find one with her telescope.

    TURN EIGHTY-ONE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Eerie Impulse! He quickly selects a horror movie on Netflix!
    NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Psycho Cut! She slices her attacker while she's in the shower!

    TURN EIGHTY-TWO
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Assist! But there's no one here for him to help!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Triple Kick! But she ends up just scuffling in midair!

    TURN EIGHTY-THREE
    CHAKRAMASTER tries Mud Bomb! He blows up a puddle with dynamite!
    NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Rapid Spin! But she just makes herself dizzy!

    TURN EIGHTY-FOUR
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Shadow Bone! But all he can create is a shadow puppet of one.
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Swords Dance! She does the tango with a claymore!

    TURN EIGHTY-FIVE
    CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rage Powder! But he can't get angry from confectioner's sugar!
    NOBLEJANOBII unleashes Sunny Day! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against her!

    TURN EIGHTY-SIX
    CHAKRAMASTER uses Bounce! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike against NOBLEJANOBII!
    NOBLEJANOBII tries Cosmic Power! But all she does is throw paper stars around!

    TURN EIGHTY-SEVEN
    CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Ice Punch! He reaches inside his freezer and gives it a good whacking!
    NOBLEJANOBII uses Roar! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!



    NOBLEJANOBII WINS!


    ...

    After over an hour and a half later...

    Well, you can devolve and egg Chakra or you can evolve yourself! Just no Wheels because you already got him with that.

    Also, stay tuned for new sudden death rules, because there's no freakin' way I'm ever doing that many turns again! @.@

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