You... you couldn't be expecting something different, could you!?


MASTER RNG, having an existentiality crisis, draws in...

NEO EMOLGA as Cinccino and SAMMY0295 as Kirlia to the battlefield!
@sammy0295

The ITCHY COIN OF FOOLISH DANCING MONGOOSES has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts things up with Brick Break! But he doesn't want to take apart the Lego train he just built.
SAMMY0295 kicks things off with Sacred Fire! But spraying holy water on her candles only puts them out!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA uses Guard Swap! He puts in a new mouth guard!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Ice Shard! But it melts in your mouth and in your hand!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA tries Focus Blast! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Sucker Punch! She slams a lollipop with her fist!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Thunder Punch! But smacking a lightning bolt seems like a bad idea.
SAMMY0295 attempts Air Cutter! But her scissors seem to be way better for cutting paper.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA launches Copycat! But putting a calico on a Xerox machine doesn't generate the effect he was hoping for.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Nature's Madness! But Mother Nature is actually feeling pretty chill today.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Liquidation! He sells his shares of stock for cash!
SAMMY0295 uses Sketch! She draws a happy little nature scene!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Fusion Flare! He glues two road flares together!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Sludge Bomb! She blows up a septic tank with dynamite!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA attempts Teleport! But his magic spell just creates a bunch of flowers instead.
SAMMY0295 launches Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Magnet Rise! He dumps a bunch of fridge magnets on an elevator and sends them to the top floor!
SAMMY0295 tries Guard Swap! She also changes mouthguards!

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Captivate! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Leaf Tornado! But using a leaf blowers only just scatters them around everywhere.

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA tries Disable! But something magical stops him from doing it!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Counter! She starts with 1, then 2, then 3...

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA attempts Fire Pledge! But he doesn't want to make any promises to his candles.
SAMMY0295 uses Silver Wind! She throws a handful of glitter into a passing breeze!

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Last Resort! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Spit Up! She gets rid of that gum she's been chewing on for too long!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA uses Charge! He plugs in his phone to save its dying battery!
SAMMY0295 utilizes Mega Kick! It scores a field goal but football season's over!

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA launches Ingrain! He plants some lovely flowers in his garden!
SAMMY0295 attempts Absorb! Her sponge takes care of all that spilt milk!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA tries Reversal! But then he realizes his Uno cards can't be used in this match.
SAMMY0295 uses Prismatic Laser! She shoots a rainbow with a beam rifle!

TURN 17
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Skill Swap! But he's not sure how to go about making that transaction.
SAMMY0295 utilizes Multi-Attack! But she can't handle multiple controllers at once!

TURN 18
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Spite! But he gets it mixed up and ends up with lemon-lime soda.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Impact! But she's not sure she influenced Giga in any way.

TURN 19
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Secret Power! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!


I realized I haven't Wheeled you yet. And you've Wheeled me and were the one responsible for me getting stuck with Gloom so many times! ReMeMbEr ThIs MadNeSs!? I sure do!

I think you know what happens now!