Here's the deets. 1st Entry.
I got sucked through a crazyass portal and dumped in the grass in a really chill place. Too chill for me. Its freakin' cold here! I'm wishing for some serious sun, and probably the only reason I'm staying warm is because I keep running.
OH AND ALSO! I dropped my board when I went through the portal! Damnit! So, I dunno where I am, AND I have no wheels. It sucks dude.
I'm glad I kept ahold of my pokeball with Rowlet, but I ended up throwing the wrong one and catching a Starly I thought was the portal-creator. Eh. Embarrassing. Starly can't do that. Luckily, nobody saw that. I also got given another sweet bird called Piplup, and Rowlet and Pip duked it out to see who was top bird. I hear all these other trainers giving their Pokemon names and I'm like, ehhhhh, so pretentious! How am I supposed to know what they wanna be called? Its not like people where I can make up nicknames on the spot- Pokemon are .... more difficult to understand.
Plus, who even knows if they'll respond to nicknames! My Pokemon are basically just wild animals I accidentally ended up with for the last 8 hours. Hella untrained. Except for the wingull that some crazy old lady gave me. Whatever. Hopefully we can all protect each other and not peck each others eyes out.
ANYWAY, the reason I'm writing is mostly to keep track of other PEOPLE, not Pokemon. I met a bunch of others who /say/ they came through portals too? But, I'm not actually sure. They all seem so self-assured, relatively at-ease with being sucked through space! Like, wtf man! Is it some bizarro-world regular occurrence?
Sophie- BLONDIE. Some blonde bossy 14 year-old who keeps telling everyone what to do. Maybe she's secretly actually from here? She certainly seems to know how everything works, and where everything is. It makes me heeeeelllllaaaaa suspicious, bro. I don't trust the wormhole story, and I dunno what her problem is with me- maybe its coz I don't just bend to her will like all the other meek sheep in the flock. She swore at me a lot so I called her a sitrus berry and ran off. I don't need that kinda negativity.
Matthias- Matt, Sunbeam, another blondie. Actually kinda decent. Doesn't seem upset about being teleported to a strange land and following a kid around while hoping to be saved, so maybe he's got other things on his mind. Whatever. He gave me some food. He's chill to hang with. Said he can get stuff if I need it. Some ACTUAL HELP, maybe?
Kindrea- Skinny Kinnie. Literally the shyest kid on the block- except her pokemon are mega friendly. I swear I heard her say like, 2 words? She's probs the most reasonable attitude I've seen so far. I bet she's just sticking with Sophie because she'll cling to anyone with a strong personality and the semblance of a plan. She reminds me of a lil' baby Fomantis, but like, blue. Whats with the cloak tho?
... I wouldn't mind one too, at the rate this temperature is going.
Tony Joy- Joyboy, yup. Him and Kinnie should form a duo- they're opposites in appearance and matching in personality. He seems content to just be in the background, patching stuff back together. Says he's a doctor, but, like, he's probably about my age, so I seriously doubt it. I haven't seen him actually heal anyones pokemon or injuries yet. Maybe he's also not who he says he is. Wild pokemon attack him a lot.
Renny- Shaggy. Always has a camera glued to his face, or is hanging back, or away from the group. Kindof a loner, and IDK why he's here. Is he making some whack documentary? Is this all gonna be like HEY PALILA YOU GOT PUNKED! And its some masterfully crafted joke? Hah. I wish. Maybe I should ask him to see some footage sometime. I wonder if he would make a skate promo video for me and the... oh yeah. My friends aren't around, and I don't have a board. Bluh.
Amy- Miss Riss. Miss Priss, more like. Another blonde! Said something about living with a police officer in Kalos, but then said she grew up in Mahogany in Johto? Ehhh? For someone who keeps mentioning places and politics and other people, she sure doesn't have a straight story. She poked me in the head and told me off for giving her a nickname and moving in on her cosy convo with Drake. Apparently has a girlfriend, and is real stuck up and boasty about it.
Drake- Drakeo, Wolfgang. Politically active stranger from this world, who Sophie lied to, and then nobody told him we ALL apparently came from portals? Are they trying to keep something from him? Eh, He mostly seemed keen on chatting to Amy, complimenting her on literally everything. Ew. Makes me feel sick.
Neith- Nee? STYLIN' From Kalos. Isn't super active, but when she talks its like BLAHBLHALJALSJLDUHFUSHH all at once! Its great! She's not being sneaky or shy or pushy or political. Seems cool. I wanna talk to her more. And learn about those beads! Maybe she will show me how to do it?
Nathan- Delivery boy with an attitude. Gave me a Pokemon, so whatever.
Professor Rowan- Only mentioned by Sophie so far. Maybe he's not even real!
Thats all for now. Later, bro.
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