The Last Poster Wins! [v6]

[MichaelXD]

You can never win, although you already did! But not this time!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike*

You're not allowed to win. The internet forbids you.

[Bulbasaur]

I want to be the 3 time LPW champion. :|

[MichaelXD]

I still can win.

[Bulbasaur]

You could... but I will.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal Abducts Mike*

He can't if Yvetal keeps abducting him.

(I realized I had a chance...Until mike showed up.)

[MichaelXD]

I hate it when either my internet is slow or some sites are so slow. Also I wish Stantler could abduct that Yvetal you keep talking about or that Xerneas.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Yvetal abducts Mike and annihilates Stantler*

Those Non-Sequitors drive me up the wall, henceforth why I will not stop posting until Mike will, and henceforth why nobody will win unless one of us is parted from the site by force. :P

[Bulbasaur]

I am patient. I can wait as long as needed to win.

[MichaelXD]

I can be on every day. The reason why I was here yesterday was because we actually went nowhere this weekend.