The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

ZAP!!! *SIVELOS sends a blast of lightning out of the Thunder Edge, and just for ****s and giggles, emits an electromagnetic pulse to disable both miniguns' motors.*

[Ganyu]

*summons a needle gun poltergeist (aka the spirits of a professional gunman)*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Fires waves after wave of pure electricity at DR. PEPPER 'EM WITH HOLES*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*All attempts at using electricity fail hideously and without an explamation at first: The electricity arcs AROUND DPEWH, leaving the Phantom gunman totally exposed and shot to bits...By DPEWH's super carkey miniguns. A closer look reveals that the miniguns, his only equipment, have anti-WIND attribute effects (which he is naturally hyper-vulnerable to), leaving all attemts at using wind (and by extension electricity) magic a useless one. He has no other EXTREME WEAKNESS.*

Rebecca: What sorcery is this, to have lightning bend away from it?!

Ominous: Anti-Stogick equipment was a common choice for anyone who had such an egregious weakness. It's not terribly complicated to bypass this, but doing so involves a disarm on an opponent who has an ability to prevent disarms...

Pandora: Well, it's basically immune, so...Might as well use it on me instead so I can charge up! I'm kind of pooped from all that lousy gatebusting.

*The miscellaneous units are bombing the s**t out of the thing, but it tanks like a boss on Maddening rightfully should. The many Tazzes get in close (except for those squishy enough), but aren't doing much better. How a full-fledged boss and his boss room are in the middle of an unrelated dungeon with little thematic connection is not as easily explained.*

[Sir Sivelos]

I wonder… *SIVELOS takes out a drinking straw.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*No response whatsoever.*

*DPEWH fires his twin super carkey miniguns, turning the cannon fodder units into proper mincemeat. Light Chaos attempts to tank, but its clear that DPEWH has a lot of multi-hit moves.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Hm… *SIVELOS does some tinkering with the straw. He then produces a Quantum Vacuum, a device that stores a black-hole within its 'vacuum bag' to destroy matter. It's currently deactivated, but SIVELOS activates it and throws it at DPEWH. If it connects successfully, it should drink it up, so to speak.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The vaccum is destroyed by the incoming fire. You see, DPEWH isn't really good at anything but one thing: Shooting things with miniguns. But he is d**m good at shooting things with miniguns. You do attract yourself enough, however, that the concentrated fire begins to nail you. Hard. Really hard. You have lost over half your health, in fact.*

*Several Tazzes have already respawned from taking too much fire. This guy is WAY harder than he remembers.*

Tazz: No way around his weaknesses...Maybe a way around his counters?

Ominous: That's usually the way to do it. *Creates an earthern barrier for the group, blocking all attacks temporarily, both ways.* But, how?

[Sir Sivelos]

We need to get rid of his miniguns. Thing is though, I have a hunch that he'll be able to spawn in more… So we need to have a way to get rid of the miniguns AND disable his method of getting more.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Ominous: He does not have a way of getting more...Or at least, does not have a way to get any that would make him immune to Stogick...

*Tazz attempts a disarm immediately after that statement. It fails immediately and Tazz takes a respawn.*

Ominous:...The real issue is, he has an ability that prevents disarming...