The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

Maybe we can jam them up? Miniguns have motors, that's why they spin. If we can either disable the motor or jam it, it might blow up in his face. How is... *SIVELOS buffs the Earthwall mid-sentence.* ...that looking? Is it a good idea?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Sivelos, you know how it is. Equpiment is totally indestructible unless for incredible plot reasons. I doubt this is one of those.

*DPEWH overhears and, at the mere suggestion that he does not take the utmost care of his minigun(s), scores a rage buff and shoots through the earthwall to fire at you. Of course, it can't SEE through the earthwall, so it misses.*

Ominous: Quite the Puzzle Boss...He's practically invulnerable to anything else.

[Sir Sivelos]

I never suggested he doesn't take care of the miniguns... Whatever. *SIVELOS leaps out from behind to Earthwall and uses TECH: GLUE OF THE GORILLA GOD, level 9999!!! SIVELOS aims the attack onto one of the miniguns, which encases it in an indestructible glue that hardens instantly. The first minigun is out of commission.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*DPEWH intentionally overheats the other gun to melt the glue on the glued gun before you can use the other tech. Due to the copious amount of firing that means, the earthern barriers are totally torn down. It isn't THAT simple, it would seem, but it seems to be a good idea.*

[Sir Sivelos]

'Indestructible,' indeed… *grumbles angrily, and begins firing Magic Missles at DPEWH*

[Ganyu]

*summons 20 wraiths with 15% bullet resistance to distract him*

*meanwhile, charges Pandora up at a doubled rate (under the effect of Chrono Code)*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS casts a LEVEL 9999 SACRED SWORD!*

[Ganyu]

Such phallic imagery!

*resummons wraiths who have been defeated by DPEWH (if any)*

*sends more electricity to Pandora*

[Sir Sivelos]

It's a ****ing sword! *SIVELOS's sword glows blue, and he slashes at the DPEWH for defense-buff-ignoring damage!*

[Ganyu]

*Chrono Code: Double Accel grants Sir Sivelos another move!*