The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The Chaotic Energies actually HELP Suits create the Paradox, and it's clear he does not need to maintain it himself. The ridiculously distracting objects do nothing-you've overused them.*

Tazz: *Uses some Ninja Skill to vanish*

*Suits undoes the Embargo as his first action, and the GGFP resumes his gatling gun frenzy*

[Sir Sivelos]

This is bad! *SIVELOS goes over to a corner and equips the Gordo Shield.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Kronos: <You are proving your lack of competencies more and more by the second! I told you, just attack! He's made of glass! He's not physically strong, he NEEDS that Paradox! If you keep going on the defensive and don't bother attacking him, he'll have the run of the match!>

*He's clearly frustrated. You're playing too defensively and that's apparently just what Suits wants.*

Suits: I'll end you now!

*An ominous storm cloud, probably formed by the Paradox, brews overhead...*

*Meanwhile, Ecrivain's charging of Pandora is going smoothly and uninteruppted.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Ah, screw this!!! *SIVELOS uses a level 9999 AEROBLAST on SUITS!*

[Ganyu]

Time for a classic by-the-book spell. Some old tricks are like phantoms' best friend. *conjures Shadow Magic Missiles that home in on Suits*

I wonder, Pandora, would eating help your powers? *summons a bound antelope*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS begins pelting SUITS with level 9999 TECHNO BLASTS (electric type)!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Pandora: Not in a pinch like-WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! *Pointing to Sivelos and his Electric-type techno Blasts.*

*You know, it's best to assume that these guys really just LOVE electricity but NOT wind unless EXPLICITLY shown to the contrary. Pandora, an Elder Soul, likes taking Electricity and energy of that kind-wouldn't Suits be similar?*

*The answer is yes, by the way. Suits just sits there taking all those blows, smirks, and...*

OVERCHARGE!!!!!!!!!
Suits uses INSANE RIOT DRIVE!!!

*Before we begin, yes, total party kill bar Pandora and Ecrivain, who VERY QUICKLY dived into the room previous and were mercifully spared.*

*The chaotic energies Ecrivain released before are now amplified to absolutely ridiculous levels-NOT through the Paradox, though, Suits own power is clearly showing through here. Rather than rip your faces off and TPK you in such a...Direct manner, he instead rids the whole condition and instead empowers his allies with an INSANE, UNREMOVABLE attack boost, hextupeling their offensive stats (6x multiplier) and giving them unlimited energy temporarily.*

*Cue the storm of instant-death frogs from the Overcharged Frog Gatling Guns. You all die from that alone. Hideously. Even the Bastion Ring of Sivelos'es-which this Narrator did NOT forget about, but rather YOU forgot about it and only put it on reflexively before the barrage came-does you no favors whatsoever and you run out of energy before Tazz gets the quick idea to make an ice barrier, which blocks based on hit number, not damage.*

Pandora: Holy s**t that was too close...*Sees you all respawn*...You, why did you do that?! Don't do that ever again! Or do anythign remotely resembling what you did then, or so help me EVERY FRICKING WORHISPED BEING IN EXISTENCE, I will END YOU! Like, why!? WHY?! I nearly died!!!

Suits: CAN YOU JUST F***ING STAY DOWN?!

GGFP: WE MAY RIBBITING WIN THIS FOR RIBBIT! I CANNOT RIBBIT IT!

Tazz: DON'T BELIEVE IT!

*Tazz, quite angry after that last batch of death, decides to get serious. While the enemy frogs are still under the effects of the Overcharge, he takes the Possession Rign (which he still has) and takes control of one of the elite guards-the one most in the back. He fires on the rest of the guards from the behind, who naturally get mowed down like swiss cheese. The other elite guards catch on quickly and murder the possessed 'ally.' If you have any tricks like that, another attempt could kill off the whole of those guards and make your life easy!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*LC uses UNIQUETECH: BLAZE OF GLORY, level 9999!!! From his palm bursts a white-hot beam of pure solar plasma, which is so hot it affects opponents that are normally immune to fire. He manages to one-shot several of the guards due to the absurd power and range of the attack. Because of this, he is restored to full health and gets a minor buff to all of his stats (that's the side effect of BLAZE OF GLORY: if the opponent is defeated by the attack, LC gets a buff to all stats and is restored to full health. Because he got more than one, the buff stacks.).*

Always something in the way... *SIVELOS uses TECH: KAZEGAMI BLADES, level 9593!!! Blades of wind fly out from SIVELOS's blade as he slashes like crazy. They ignore evasion buffs, and have a sure-hit accuracy. Imagine a mix between Air Slash and Aerial Ace, but ranged and much more powerful.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The swords go BACKWARDS and attack you instead. You resist wind damage, but you cannot evade. Clearly the work of the Paradox and Suits. You need to destroy it soon, but as that clearly showed, any attack that isn't fast enough to be a bit beyond reaction times in order to actually destroy it.*

GGFP: NOT MY GUARDS!

*OK, apparently that wasn't as wise as initially believed. They ARE all dead, freeing up your 'cannon fodder,' but now the GGFP takes massive boosts to his stats and goes buckwild with his Frog Gatling guns, firing full stop. Tazz is forced into keeping the barrier up.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Light Chaos: *rubs his temples with his forefinger and thumb* This is just asinine... Pandora, do you have any Epochs that could assist us?

*SIVELOS is focusing on things that won't screw us over anymore than we already are*