The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Ganyu]

*casts Winter's Blessing on Pandora, recovering all health lost to the ice-based damage*

*casts Blood Curse of the Pessimist; this spell prevents any harmful effects (inclusive of status conditions, stat reductions and recoil damage) on all party members*

*commands Elite Ghoul to activate the Kagune Bikaku Blade-whip against the King*

[Sir Sivelos]

*The KING is at a quarter of his health!!! Just a bit more!!!*

*THE KING, wising up to your tactics, flies up into the air, making physical contact difficult due to him being far away and the fiery aura surrounding him. He seems to be up to something…*

What is he doing? I don't like the look of this… *With that, the KING's heads' mouths open, and a brilliant light shines forth. THE KING uses UNIQUETECH: TRI-BEAM OF RAGE! A crimson blast of compressed plasma bursts out of the KING'S FIRE HEAD. A golden blast of pure energy blasts out of the KING'S LIGHTNING HEAD, and a white beam of ice bursts out of the KING'S ICE HEAD. They combine into one, massive, devastating attack that strikes the ground with the force of about ten Tsar Bombas, utterly destroying whatever 'ground' is left. It would normally inflict a freeze, burn, and paralysis simultaneously, but due to ECRIVAIN's spell, it doesn't.*

OH MY GOOOOD oh wait. *Due to all of the massive debuffs, it doesn't do as NEARLY as much damage as it normally does. You all survive. The KING, obviously surprised by this, begins to fly away. FINISH HIM OFF, BEFORE HE GETS AWAY!!!*

[Ganyu]

*fires a homing shadow missile*

[Sir Sivelos]

*Despite all of the debuffs, it still isn't enough. But he's so close! Just one quarter of his health left!*

LET'S GOOOOO!!! *SIVELOS uses UNIQUETECH: QUANTUM PURGE, level 9999!!! A small purple energy ball forms at the tip of SIVELOS's finger, which he then hurls at the KING. It strikes the KING with a flash of black lightning, before collapsing into a BLACK HOLE. The attack already does insane damage, and it only gets stronger the larger the target is. The KING is the size of a mountain, so it naturally finishes him off. L00T rains from the heavens as THE KING draws his terminal breaths. Some particular L00T catches SIVELOS's eye; the ROYAL GUARDIAN SWORD, and the ROYAL GUARDIAN ARMOR. SIVELOS immediately snatches these up.*

Mine. Huh? *SIVELOS looks up, only to see a tiny, adorable version of THE KING sitting on his head, looking down at him with three sets of puppy-dog eyes. If a lizard could do that.* Who are you? *THE PRINCE, because it is newly born, simply makes a noise similar to a goose at SIVELOS. It nestles on his head and looks at everyone else suspiciously.* I think it likes me.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*The singular Magic Missile doesn't really work. Sivelos'es attack WOULD have worked exactly as described...*

*...However, a giant-a** laser from the stars above shoots down and insta-kills it without warning, also destrying the Quantum Purge projectile. Not too long after, Image reappears.*

Image: Giving you better weapons is not my idea of a good time.

*A MASSIVE L00T$PL0$10N embraces the ground below, but sadly, Image killed it, not your party, hence Image gets access to all the L00T, including the Royal Set, and, more importantly, The PRINCE, effectively a baby king, and also the strongest pet-type thing you can have that isn't a Pokemon/Digimon/Persona/whatever.*

Image: Hrmph...This was nevertheless informative...And, of course...*Image holds the PRICNE in his arms, enjoying the hell out of his new ally.*

*Image Vanishes.*

Tazz:...Well, f***...*Stares towards the massive pile of L00T that the GGFP left behind*...We have that!

((Ninja'd hard there. Also, did you REALLY think it was that easy? In general, expect losses when facing Image.))

[Sir Sivelos]

((I was wondering where Image went. Got my answer, I suppose! *shot down*))

…I dunno about you, but I think he's a jerk. A massive one. *takes a portion of the GGFP's L00T for himself* Now, I need to go see Baal.

[Ganyu]

*claims portion of her loot*

[Sir Sivelos]

Nightmare, could you teleport us to Baal?

Nightmare: I cannot. As far as I know, we're in a different superdimension.

Of course we are… Tazz?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Takes some L00T*

There's a Mincia Intersuperdimensional Cluster in this dimension, let's head back...

*one instance of heading back later*

...OK, we're here.

[Dennis Jansen]

*appears out of nowhere*

Hi...