The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

**Ganyu** · 10-06-2014, 04:21 PM

*Has been telekinetically controlling the knives all this while. Do you have cataracts?*

*proceeds to summon zombies to feast on your flesh*

*the Paradox is apparently cease to exist*

*enchants Caite's popcorn to mutate into salamender eggs*

**Caite-chan** · 10-06-2014, 04:39 PM

*Takes the eggs and throws them at you and laughs*

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 10-06-2014, 05:01 PM

*Ecrivain's attempt to make a paradox out his supposed non-friendliness fails spectacuarly, because 'friendly fire' and actually being friendly are two different qualifiers. Ecrivain is on the side that wants existence intact, that's all that really matters here.*

*also, yes, I'm done reading the scripts!*

*Also, Ecrivain's dare is accepted. I turn him into a Pikachu. due to the nature of the Pika-Flu, form-changing is impossible in any manner.*

Tazz: Don't tempt him like that, tis bad for the metabolism.

Suits: Not helping you now!

**Sir Sivelos** · 10-06-2014, 06:17 PM

So, uh… What do we do now?

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 10-06-2014, 10:16 PM

*You're still quarantined until the Pika-flu has passed, so do base-stuff.*

*Meanwhile...*

Image: The single most complicated, utterly absurd damage this ship could have possibly suffered without exploding, and of course, it came to pass because someone was lazy about activating the harder energy shields.

Freedom: SHE CHOSE AN INAPPROPRIATE MOMENT TO APPROACH ME!!!

Karma: Soooo commanding...Hehehe~

Revenankh: Your flubs are rare but indeed they are spectacular.

Image: As is usual...Regardless, I could spend the time repairing the damages to upgrade the ship. There are no silver linings if they're not exploited.

Krathlos: And when will THAT be?

Image: I'd say two, three weeks. Normally it would take years, though.

Bloodhound:...We'd be lucky if they're not gaining ground at the time.

Image: We have other ships, we'll be aware and able to chase them down all the same, but this ship is particularly powerful...It's best not to lose it.