The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The-Hydra]

Dimensional? Calm down mang, No biggie. Dealt with it before.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...If so, then go help Hajime!! *Kicks TH into ARP Dimensional Hole to give Hajime backup*

<Hajime, I'm sending backup in the form of TH. He's apparently dealt with this thing before, so hopefully he can help you out...>

[Sonic20]

WHY

*285837572-*

... *Sturdy activated! Sonic20 survived the hit!*

*shoots Pez shot I've been charging all this time into machokarp's vulnerable mouth* Suck it!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I now know what I want to be in ARP. If I could take that MACHOKARP sprite...I'd credit you, of course.)

*MACHOKARP's DIABETES METER is now 3/4THS FULL. Now is the ideal time for a big strike! MACHOKARP takes 248,534,159,157,014 Damage from the mouthshot!! The critical DIABETES spike causes MACHOKARP to lose his next turn choking.*

*S2's SUPERSONIC OVERDRIVE is Ready!! MACHOKARP's TESTOSTERONE OVERLOAD is Ready!!*

MACHOKARP: GHHHHRAAAAAAGAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAGHAGHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[The-Hydra]

(Yay for le epic Machokarp sprite)

I have dealt with this before! I deal with it by ignoring it. *Kicks back on bean bag, Sips lemon excrement*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Sips_ has randomly been summoned!*

*Sips_ Kicks TH in the face! 35,275,518,713,485,860 DAMAGE!*

*Sips_ randomly vanishes*

...*TNT keeps steady eye on S2 V MACHOKARP battle, mainly because S2 would not deal enough damage for the KO if he didn't use his SUPERSONIC OVERDRIVE.*

[Sonic20]

*overload ready*

I've let you live long enough!

*literally jumps into Pez rocket assault rifle, being fired out, covered in pez*

FINISHING BLOW!

*KO's Machokarp and bursts out of his stomach with a spindash*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*MACHOKARP HAS BEEN SLAIN!!*

MACHOKARP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*MACHOKARP explodes in a burst of white light, vanishing. MACHOKARP's WHITE PAINT MANUFACTORY disappears from the temple-like area, and a Dimensional hole appears in the center of the EXECUTION COURTYARD, which will take S2 to his desired destination. In addition, S2 gains 300 levels from defeating an opponent well over his level, and a lot of loot: Primarily hard MACHOKARP scales (useful for mid-weight armor), PURE TESTOSTERONE VIALS (1-time boost to TESTOSTERONE),a scroll for LV. 50 TESTOSTERONE BLAST, and MACHOKARP's AUTOGRAPH (hyper-rare item that gives +100000 to TESTOSTERONE and STRENGTH), along with other miscellaneous loot of varying rarity.*

*TNT whoops upon MACHOKARP's defeat*

[Ganyu]

O_O

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Turns to Ecrivain* Oh...you.

Come on in, you just missed a big battle.